The events of the last week have inspired me to rewrite the old classic by the Chordettes.
Mr. Sandman we need a new owner, can you hear our plea?
Mister Sandman, bring me a dream
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make him the richest that I’ve ever seen
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
With lost of cash like Chelsea’s Roman
and knows and loves football not some Oklahoman
Sandman, I’m not alone
We need someone to pay off this big loan
Please turn on your magic beam
Mister Sandman, bring us a dream
(bung, bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,
bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,
bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,bung,
bung,bung)
Mister Sandman, bring us a dream
Make him the richest that I’ve ever seen
We can only afford players on Bosman
We need Kwality not some other showman
Sandman, I’m not alone
We need someone to pay off this big loan
Please turn on your magic beam
Mister Sandman, bring me a dream
Mister Sandman, bring us a dream
We need David Silva on our team
And win the league like when our sponsor was “Hitachi”
And no, we do not need a gaffer wearing Versace.
Mister Sandman, someone to hold
Would be so peachy before we’re to old
So please turn on your magic beam
Mister Sandman, bring us
Please, please, please
Mister Sandman, bring us a dream