Parody: To Xabi – Thanks for the memory (Sinatra)

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Thanks for the memory
Of passes I can’t forget
that made me drool on my TV set
Of that night in Istanbul
and bringing the cup to Liverpool
How lucky we were

And thanks for the memory
When against Luton Town
you made their keeper look like a clown
And the Toon also had to rub in
when from 70 yards it went in
How cool it was

Now that you have left us
All we can do is cuss
because we long to see those passes
But you now have to smell Ronaldo’s gasses

But thanks for the memory
Of every ball touch a thrill
you made Manure have a bitter pill
We miss you so much

Thanks for the memory
Lampard broke your leg
But then you got him back
And what about your friend Mikel?
At Everton he’ll be living hell
How special you were

Thanks for the memory
Of when you’d stick your tongue out
And then Rafa would just shout
And how the ladies loved you
but now all they can do is boo
How sexy you were

Gone are those Anfield nights
When under those bright lights
The Kop would sing your name
And you’re gone now, what a shame.

I know it’s a fallacy
That grown men never cry
Xabi, that’s a lie
We had our bed of roses
But forgot that roses die
And thank you so much

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5 Comments

  1. i miss alonso so much. he keeps tweeting bout reds’ match, it shows how much his heart’s still at liverpool. btw this song is so funny…
    ‘But you now have to smell Ronaldo’s gasses’
    LOL

  2. xabi is a legend and always will be, i don’t understand how fickle football fans can be, he was instrumental in us winning the champions league and so much more!!! Good luck to him at Real, he’s a red deep down.

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