The transfer window closes this afternoon (UK Time), while there are a few frantic last minute deals going on I have not heard of any Liverpool ones. The window in Spain has already closed which means that there will not be any deals with ANY Spanish clubs. In short: No Van der Vaart, No Silva, No Villa and Mascherano will stay.
Rafael van der Vaart : The Dutchman is staying put at Real Madrid, the Spanish window is already closed.
Andrea Dossena : The Italian is set to remain at Liverpool after he was able to find Barilla pasta at the local Tesco. (the Barilla pasta piece is a joke but he is staying because he could not agree on a deal with Napoli).
Charles Itandje : Has joined Kavala FC on loan, hopefully he stays there.
Mathieu Valbuena : The former Liverpool target is stating at Marseille.
Bolo Zenden : The former red is being linked with a late move to Portsmouth.
Fabio Aurelio : The Brazilian will be available for the Burnley game (welcome back Fabio) after his holiday injury.
Miguel Torres : Real Madrid sold the defender to Getafe however the news media gave many of us Liverpool supporters a shock when they put out headlines such as “Getafe snap Torres”.
Marco Materazzi : The former Evertonian has sued an Italian film director over the plot of a TV show because the character in the show keeps blaming Materazzi for losing in Fantasy Football. Gosh, I guess Zidane has left him emotionally scared from that head-butt from the World Cup Final. Oh! I better shut up before he sues me too.
Robbie Fowler : God is causing all kinds of sensation Down-Under, apparently he scored a wonder volley. We will try to find a video of it.