Sat 3rd Oct 2009 News, Rumours and Rants

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So Michael Owen might play after all on Oct 25th  more…
(excellent, bring your song sheets let us show him our Love, NOT!)

Rush claims that Torres is the best in the World  more…
(If Rushie says so than it is, Torres is the best striker in the world.)

Torres named PFA Player of the month  more…

(Bounce bounce bouce)

Tranmere Rovers fans want John Barnes fired  more…
(What? They want to be in the Premiership?)

Robbie Keane could leave White Hart Lane
(Rumour is he might go to Celtic, I guess he likes to travel)

Kevin Keegan, who won £2m in damages against Newcastle  more…
(They made him scout a player on YouTube)

Torres wants to win trophies  more…
(You can bounce us all the way there Nando)

Also El Nino is only 4 goals away from becoming the fastest player ever to reach 50 goals.

(All he has to do is score 4 goals in 14 games, think about it faster than Rushie, faster than Hunt, faster than God himself.)

And finally a note about tomorrow’s game.
(Why are they asking former Liverpool legends on their opinion about Chelsea? Chelsea have no history,  when these players were playing Chelsea were virtually a Non-Existent team.)

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