By now everyone has heard the Chuck Norris facts. I was thinking, who’s our Chuck Norris, and of course I use a common refrain in my blogs, King Kenny Dalglish!
1) Other teams don’t win against Liverpool, Kenny just allows clubs to experience what he feels after a match.
2) Every goal scored in football goes on his record.
3) The 7 shirt is commonly known in the football world as the Dalglish
4) Kenny isn’t mortal, he was sent down by the Gods to conquer football
5) Kenny doesn’t sleep, he just conserves energy while closing his eyes.
6) He knows how to free hostages, he just hasn’t found a good transfer fee
7) He can speak every language, dialect, and knows every word ever spoken
8) He knows who killed JR (Dallas)
9) the WWJD bracelets were a misprint it’s actually WWKDD
10) He could beat Pompey playing every position, in one match.