The Redmen: Anti-Torres Chants Tested

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  1. What’s the matter with You people! We treated that lad good! We’re living backwards, and yesteday wasn’t so great!! We treated Fernando good!! And we had the good times!! Let it go……

  2. What about this…

    His wallet proves he is a Blue, Torres
    He scored some goals but never was a Red, Torres
    We bought the lad from sunny Spain
    He left to be a Roman’s slave
    Fernando Trait….errrrr, sorry, forgot his name!

  3. Carra’s gonna break your leg! Torres, Torres
    Stevie’s gonna break your neck! Torres, Torres
    You dirty little fuckin rat,
    You’re dead to us you cheeky twat!
    Fernando Torres, John Terry will shag your wife

  4. And then he proved he’s not a red ,Torres Torres I’m off to Stamford Bridge he said Torres Torres,He kissed the badge upon his chest Handed in his transfer request, Fernando Torres told us a pack of lies

  5. Pathetic,

    We’ve got good money for someone who we worshipped. Except it. This is football.

    We’ll be the same with Caroll who has just left the Geordies in as just a bad way.

    They are self employed people who only think of themselves!

  6. @empireofthekop 
    His armband says he was s red,judas judas,
    But we we’re all out on the piss judas, judas
    We brought you in to do the job and now your shaggin the Russian mob
    Fernando Torres cheski’s new rent boy

  7. He said that he was a red TORRES TORRES
    But now his wife is with JT in bed TORRES
    He wont win a euro cup
    his medal cabinet is full of dust
    Fernando Torres is a dirty munt

  8. His armband said he was a red
    Torres Torres
    He’d rather walk alone instead
    Torres Torres
    The Fu*king cu*t has no life
    John Terry’s gonna slam his wife
    Fernando Torres
    Get fu*kd you Judas cu*t

    HA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA

  9. his autobiography said he was a red a red

    the lying cunt is off his head torres torres

    and now he’s gone to chealsea scum!!!

    the blue nose twat can suck his mum!!!

    we dont needs you blue nose we should be off with your head!!!

    na na na na na na na na nob head nob head

    we love the kid from uruguay suarez suarez

    we bought andy for 35m … hes better then you… he fits the bill!!!

    so fernando torres you two face rott in hell!!!

  10. You were once a mighty red Torres, Torres
    Now you slum it at the shed Torres, Torres
    You can stick yer armband up yer arse
    You’re not fit to be a scouse
    Judas Torres, filthy lying c?!t

  11. His armband said he was a red ,Torres, Torres
    Then Romans money turned his head Torres, Torres
    He though he found a better life
    Until John Terry shagged his wife,
    Fernando Torres judas is disguise.

  12. He bites people when he sees red- suarez suarez,
    his missus won’t be near terrys bed suarez suarez,
    he replaced that pretty twat from Spain,
    wen he wanted to leave- alone he’d train….
    Fernandough torres your career is now in decline!!!

  13. 1. Should not chant torres Torres, in the noise it might be mistaken
    2. Should be easy to sing, to mke an impact.
    3. The Terry bit is great – should use

    Hence….

    Fuk off fuk off judas judas
    Fuk fuk fuk off judas judas
    Fuk off fuk off fuk off fuk off
    Fernando torres, terry’s gonna shag your wife

  14. He bites people when he sees red- suarez suarez,
    his missus won’t be near terrys bed suarez suarez,
    he replaced that pretty twat from Spain,
    wen he wanted to leave- alone he’d train..
    Fernan- dough torres your career is now in decline!!!

  15. His armband proved that was red..t t
    You ll never walk alone it said..t t
    U playd for us with all your heart
    But now I knw u must depart
    F t I’m wishng u al the sucess

  16. Enough. Stop. Torres was great, we loved watching him now he’s gone. I for one wish him well and now we move on. Cmon reds weve been through enough negativity in the last 18 months

  17. We thought “we’ve got a legend here”
    Torres torres
    We held him in our hearts so dear
    Torres torres
    We sang his name and bounced around, but in the end he chose the pound
    Fernando torres, chelski’s new rent boy……t##t!!!!

  18. you make me sick you fuckin prick torres torres
    you make me sick you fuckin prick torres torres
    i always thought that you was gay
    now i cant wait for sunday
    fernando torres get out of merseyside.Y.N.W.A

  19. I agree with Justin – Torres’ name should not be included in the chant as it will be mistaken in the noise. (all you’ll hear on the telly is; “Torres, Torres!”

  20. Hes half a boy hes half a girl torres torres
    He truly is a rent boy now torres torres
    Hes finally of the fking dole
    Hes wife is getting shaggd by terry & cole
    Fernando torres drogbas bitch on the sidee

  21. He once was called El Nino Torres, Torres
    but now he’s turned out be JUDAS, JUDAS
    We broke our heart for the filthy t*at,
    He gets the ball and HURTS again
    Fernando Torres, Chelski’s new rent boy

  22. (To tune of Yellow Submarine)
    In a town called Liverpool, Were King Kenny reigned again
    and he had a group lads, who we call the Red Men
    He let the lazy spaniard go to a team were money rules
    and in he brought Suarez and Carroll,
    a brand new strike force for the pool

    Cuz we all live under King Kenny’s Rule
    King Kenny’s Rule, King Kenny’s Rule
    No player is bigger than Liverpool
    So off ya pop Torres ya tool

  23. he came and proved he was a red, Suarez, Suarez
    the liver bird upon his chest, Suarez, Suarez
    he joined the redmen just in time, along with carroll number nine.
    tall man, small man, liverpool’s new front line…

  24. He plays at the Bridge and he’s got a small widge Torres Torres
    He plays up front and he is a cunt Torres Torres
    He was a red now there’s three in bed, Oh Fernando Torres Terry will shag ya bird!!!
    Nnananana………….
    He’s at a team that hands out flags Torres Torres
    Where the captain shags wags Torres Torres
    She’ll likes to take it up the bum until John Terry is ready to come Oh Fernando Torres Terry will shag ya bird!!!

    Enjoy Redmen YNWA

  25. He plays at the Bridge and he’s got a small widge Torres Torres
    He plays up front and he is a cunt Torres Torres
    He was a red now there’s three in bed, Oh Fernando Torres Terry will shag ya bird!!!
    Nnananana………….
    He’s at a team that hands out flags Torres Torres
    Where the captain shags wags Torres Torres
    She likes to take it up the bum until John Terry is ready to come Oh Fernando Torres Terry will shag ya bird!!!

  26. To the tune of Cee lo Green’s Forget You ‘I guess the change in my pocket wasn’t enough,I’m like fuck you and fuck Chelsea too’

  27. his arm band proved he was a red, suarez suarez
    you’ll never walk alone its says, suarez suarez
    he bought it off a lad from spain
    with long blond hair we forget his name
    luis suarez liverpools no 7

  28. He wants to play for LFC Suarez! Suarez!
    He wants to play for King Kenny Suarez! Suarez!
    We bought the lad from Amsterdam,
    He’s part of Kenny’s masterplan!
    Luis Suarez! Liverpool’s Number 7!

  29. His armband lied he was no red, he chose to be a blue instead. in our back he plunged his knife. I hope John terry shags his wife!

  30. his awful words proved he was a rat, torres torres
    you’ll never walk alone he said, torres torres
    but all of that was just a joke …
    now he’s in chelse and of he goes

    Fernando torres, liverpool’s big judas

  31. hes got a greedy selfish minded head torres torres
    olallas in john Terrys bed torres torres
    Roman bribed him with a pay rise
    His loyalty was just some lies

    fernando torres chelseas little shit

  32. the armband lied he wasnt a red nob ed nob ed
    hes a fukkin cunt the scum nob ed nob ed
    hes a twat and hes a prik
    his wife will suck terrys dick
    hope you die judas in disguise

  33. To the tune of the chorus of Abba’s Fernando….
    “You used to be a favourite red,
    but now you’re blue instead, fernando
    You said you wanted to advance,
    now you’ve lost your chance, fernando.
    …You could have partnered Luis Suarez, now we’ve Caroll instead.
    We don’t need you any more, oh yes that’s for sure, Fernando!!

  34. we bought suarez he shit his pants torres torres,the bastard done the judas dance torres torres,and now he’s gone we still move on,with andy carroll bombing on fernando torres judas in disguise!!!!!

  35. We used to think he was a red Torres Torres.
    Now we wish the cunt was dead Torres Torres.
    He left the reds for Chelseas cash
    Now we hope he dies in a crash
    And Fernando Torres we hope you fucking die

  36. Come on reds this is football, players come and go, yes torres was a red and now hes gone but i mean for 50 million wouldn’t you??

  37. His hair do proved he was a gay torres torres
    we’ll never believe what ya say torres torres
    when you left it was it was a shock
    but you can suck me cock
    fernando torres chelsea’s gay rent boy

  38. He lied and said he was a red torres torres
    He’ll always walk alone instead torres torres
    We brought the lad from sunny spain he’ll never play for us again
    fernando torres Chelsea’s new rent boy .

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