It’s okay, Mario — let it all out. We know it must be frustrating to be finally outed as an average footballer who none of the top clubs wanted. There’s a reason Port Vale thought they might be able to sign you, you know.
Wait until you see this one, readers:
Mario Balotelli – the same guy who has scored TWO league goals in two seasons – has called Jamie Carragher a “bad player”.
— Mario Balotelli (@FinallyMario) September 3, 2016
Yes – the same Jamie Carragher who has won a Champions League, UEFA Cup, two FA Cups, three League Cups, two Charity Shields and two Super Cups.
He also called him an “excellent hater” – presumably in response to Carragher’s message a few days ago saying Nice overpaid for the striker even though they got him on a free.
Balotelli on a free is still paying over the odds by Nice.
— Jamie Carragher (@Carra23) August 31, 2016
Seems to us like Mario in Mino are setting themselves up for a fall. Fail to do the business in the weaker French league, and he’ll be flipping burgers in a Nice drive-through this time next year!