Ray Hudson is the most brilliantly hyperbolic commentator on the planet.
Yes, he’s quite ridiculous, but we love him.
If you haven’t heard his commentary, you should – especially when he’s watching Lionel Messi play football.
But the other day he saved his praise for Liverpool’s Coutinho, who scored a blockbuster goal for Brazil v Argentina.
Cutting in on his right foot, Coutinho beat two defenders and curled one into the top corner of Sergio Romero’s net. It was special.
‘Golaz0-azo-azo – this flamethrower which is a cross between a sledgehammer and an absolute rapier – PHENOMENAL!’
It doesn’t make any sense whatsoever, but it’s amazing nonetheless!
During Liverpool’s Premier League matches, we’d much prefer Hudson to Martin Tyler, the United supporter who barely musters a groan when we find the back of net…