Dear Supporter
Please find enclosed your ticket for Anfield on 15 October. Unfortunately, Liverpool is the latest in a long line of clubs that have been forced to reduce our allocation of tickets by their local safety advisory group – an independent body made up of the local council, Howard Webb, the police and other interested groups.
They have reduced our allocation because you idiots keep blocking the ailes and gangways and don’t listen to the stewards. How bunch of fu*king idiots, you need to learn some class and behaviour. Even Gary Neville behaves better than you lot. You don’t even f*cking sing out loud like the Kopities do, what now!!! do I have to pay for some singing lessons? Also if you want to take a sh*t please go to the toilet, your fellow fans from Row 1 don’t appreciate it when someone sitting in a higher row takes a dump right on top of them. Hopefully this letter will teach you a little bit of culture and class, that is if you can read.
While in Liverpool make sure you visit the Liverpool F.C. museum where you can see a real Champions League Cup (something that no other club can’t have). Liverpool FC won it 5 times so they have 5 of them, for those of you who don’t know math 5 is a bigger number than 3. Go down to Albert Dock and see the Beatles museum, I used to have the same hairdo when I was a wee lad. Take a ride on the Liverpool eye, on a clear day you can see Croxteth the birthplace of Wayne Rooney. Speaking of Wayne Rooney did you know that he is a Scouser so singing Scouse Bastards it is an insult to our Wazza.
Take a trip up to Kirkby to visit the L.F.C. Academy, did you know that Michael Owen came up through this academy. Don’t know who Michael Owen is? Well he is the short baby face one who I sometimes allow to sit on the bench.
When you visit Anfield make sure you see the Shankly gates, Bill Shankly was Scottish like me. Did you know that Liverpool’s first ever team was made up mostly of Scottish player so please don’t insult Liverpool F.C. or I will get offended.
On closing I wanted to tell you, despite what happens.
You still are all Sh*te.
Sir Alex Ferguson
ROFL very well written Antoine!
LOL
Nice one, Antoine. Think you should provide this so that comparison can be made:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/oct/05/sir-alex-ferguson-letter-supporters?CMP=twt_gu
YNWA
Nice one!!!,
I think they are terrified of Anfield and Taggart admitted this week that they can’t handle Anfield. With that defence and keeper i see a big win for Liverpool, a 4-1 win actually, we are about to really hump a team and i think the mancs will be the victims. They look very wobbly at the moment so we must beat them for the 4th season on the spin at our place, then it’s all to play for!!!!Gerrard, Bellamy, Coates, Agger, Johnson, Hendo, Spearing, Maxi etc did not even start at Goodison….good sign i think!!!
antoine,
i hope this mock letter doesnt come back biting us in the ass come 15th october. my birthday is the next day.
so, i hope we all say a prayer before the game to get the team blessed and for their hearts and minds to be strong and clear.It is a very important game.if we win it.it sets a whole new perspective on our placing this season.
if we can beat them, it will be clear that we have the capabilities to do well this season.whoever starts the game, have some faith in them.pray for them to do well.
and also, for those with tix that weekend..shoot some laser beams into “david the gay-er” whenever a ball is about to be played in the box.
kapish?
YNWA!! cant wait for the 15th!!!
his eyes i mean
class
LMAO, hilarious :D
Ha Ha, Loved it but don’t expect the mancs to change, they are Sh*te lovers.
Proset Anton ta site tieghek niehu pjacir hafna naqra dak li tghid int keep up the good work Kevin from Malta YNWA .
Antoine, I understand your intentions but I did not find this to be a classy idea!
Sir Alex conektz so well with his fans. Such a concernd manager.
Been a Liverpool Supporter for over 40 years and can’t stand the Mancs – But that was crap, clutching at straws to make it funny.
LMAO! Well written so damn funny haha! Let’s beat the scums bastards!
Nice one…LOL
We beat them before, we beat them again!!!
LOL! Posted this on a fb Group with a number of ManU fans and now they are all on my back..
LOL…Very funny, you should have probably mentioned who The other Sir was. Matt Busby….what would the scums histroy would be without Liverpool legends helping them!