Tuesday Mar 6  Posted by: Antoine Zammit  2 Comments »

The Daily LFC: 6th March 2012 – Liverpool F.C. News update

Skrtel “Craig inspires me” more…
(He has more hair than you ;-))

Arteta said thank you to the LFC fans more…
(Well he is Xabi’s best friend after all)

Kuyt left stunned by the Arsenal defeat more…
(YNWA Dirk, we all feel the same way, it was too harsh)

Luis Suarez was the man of the match for the Arsenal game more…
(YNWA)

According the the Daily Mirror our season might start as early as August 2nd more…
(If we win the FA Cup we will have the charity shield a week after that) 

Hodgson blames his failure at Liverpool on the “local press” more…
(No it was because you are sh*te)

The crew of HMS Liverpool toured Anfield more…
(Pity to see her being decommissioned)

Aquilani has returned to training at AC Milan more…
(This means he needs 5 games to become a Milan player)

And we are being linked with another Suarez more…
(Upon hearing this Fergie already called him a disgrace)

Sunderland will be without Cattermole and Sessegnon when they play against us on Saturday more…
(Both banned)

Jonjo could return to Blackpool (on loan) once Stevie’s proves that he is 100% fit more…
(Good luck) 

A man has sued his church for ruining his chances for playing with Manchester United more…
(Tell the church I will pay all legal expenses if they can keep more of these poor souls from joining Manchester United)

And Federico Macheda has been charged for a homophobic tweet more…
(Wonder if he will get booed at every single stadium now, I wonder if Manchester United and all their fans will be labeled as homophobic) 

LeBron’s mum has taken a plea deal over slapping the valet at Miami’s Beach’s Fountainbleu hotel more…
(The only person who deserves a slap at that hotel is their chef for putting nuts in the bread and almost killing my son)

Rafa’s agent claims that Chelsea haven’t made contact with him more…
(Rafa will not go to Chelsea) 

And finally the LMA calls Chelsea an embarrassment to the EPL more…
(Oh they have been an embarrassment for a long time) 

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2 Responses to “The Daily LFC: 6th March 2012 – Liverpool F.C. News update”

  1. Gene says:

    Hodgson is sh*te – FACT

  2. Ob1 says:

    West brom like you woy because you havent said their fiercest rivals are a bigger club and you would sell them odemwingie