David Villa : Rafa made a statement that Liverpool do not need David Villa because we got Andrei Voronin. I heard the statement, rubbed my eyes and chugged down a bottle of whisky. Rafa Que Pasa? Mucho Tequila Rafa?
Andrei Voronim : Hull have denied the rumour that they are chasing him.
Steve Finnan : The former Red & Istanbul hero might be returning to the Premiership. Portsmouth are interested in signing him from Espanol as a replace to Glen Johnson.
Xabi Alonso : Rafa was silent about Xabi who is expected to feature in tomorrow’s game. Speculation is that it might be his last game for Liverpool as a £32 million deal is already in place. Liverpool will use the money to purchase David Silva from Valencia. Rumours are that the deal also includes trading Arbeloa for Alvaro Negredo.
Andrea Dossena : The Times is reporting that Napoli are interested in repatriating him.
Diouf : Manure fans panicked when they heard that their team had signed a Senagalese striker called Diouf. Well unfortunately it is not El Hajj but Mame Biram Diouf who himself thought the offer from Manure was a joke. Pity they did not go after El Hajj, the Owen-Diouf partnership could have been legendary, he could even give Fergie lessons on how to spit gum.
“David Villa : Rafa made a statement that Liverpool do not need David Villa because we got Andrei Voronin. I heard the statement, rubbed my eyes and chugged down a bottle of whisky. Rafa Que Pasa? Mucho Tequila Rafa?”
Why would we like to buy D.Villa for big big money when we play 4-2-3-1? Spec. When we have Voronin, that scored 11 goals in bundelsiga last season and that have claimed he will fight for a place in our eleven, and also that we, hopefully, sign another winger so instead of N’gog, Babel can play in his “natural” position and hopefully be better then he have been as a winger?
Rafa needs to bring back Pennant. A player that has reiterated his desire to remain at the club in spite of being frozen out for nearly two seasons… A player that can actually go past players, which is what we lacked in all those nil nils that lost us the title last season. A player that can deliver a good ball… Champs League final 2007, everyone was just giving the ball to Pennant hoping he could do something with it. Does no one remember this?! Why is Rafa so thick sometimes… We pay £17 mil for Johnson, Rafa spouts how in those tight nil nil games, his overlapping attacking nature will be decisive. Let me tell you he’s not gonna be as good on the right as Pennant was, and Rafa is seriously starting to wind me up constantly moaning about money even though he’s wasted a shedload on shite players since his reign, and then throws £17 mill on a player who I’m glad to have on board, but was probably tactically unnecessary?
If he wants to cause damage down the flanks, he’s got a decent winger playing on loan which he doesn’t want purely on the principle of… well I dunno, he probably got disagreed with once, the stubborn bastard. Anyway we don’t need full backs we’re gonna need central midfielders, because if we start the season with Lucas as our holder I’m gonna throw a punt on us going down.
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