Torres, “I will never play for Manchester United” more…
(nanananananananananana bounce bounce bounce bounce)
Aurelio is focused on Stamford Bridge more…
(you tell ’em Fabio)
Saudi prince put off by club debt and issues between owners more…
(Hey that is why we need someone to save us from them)
Lazio leading chase for Van der Vaart more…
(Oh wow, this is still going)
Liverpool and Man Utd target this Antoine guy more…
(Come on Rafa please sign him I do not care if he is bad it would be cool to share a first name with a Liverpool player.)
A man has been charged with the break-in into Gerrard house back in 2007 more…
(Good, lock the low-life and throw away the key. Then make him watch hours and hours of Everton videos.)
Michael Owen might miss the trip to Anfield because of his groin injury.
(Well I guess we will have to wait to sing all the new songs then)
Wayne Rooney might miss the game if Colleen goes into labour more…
(Excuses, excuses, first Owen now Rooney, they are all scared.)
Dropped Ryan Babel is ‘scared into action’ at Liverpool as he bids to revive Holland career more…
(Ryan, my advice is a simple quote from the great Bill Shankly “If you’re not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we’ll discuss your options afterwards.“)
Postive article about Alberto Aquilani more…
(Can’t wait until we destroy Man Utd on the 25th.)
And finally Scolari might get fired from the Uzbekistan outfit more…
(Don’t worry Phil, there is always Notts County.)
with regards to the blokes that robbed Gerrard, how sure are you that they not Evertonian fans, so if they forced to watch Everton video’s they might enjoy it.
LOL, I still think it is an excellent form of torture.
:-)