A quick note to Sir Whisky Sour

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Dear Mr. Whisky Sour, today you slammed referee Alan Wiley for not adding enough injury time so that United could score two goals instead of one.

You claim that Referee Wiley is unfair to United, no he is not.

Here are the FACTS.

FACT 1 : In defense of Alan Wiley, your fellow Scot and Bitter Andy Gray said this about Mr. Wiley on March 15th 2009 (the day we beat you 4-1)  “Alan Wiley, in my opinion, has got all the big decisions (today) right.”

FACT 2 : Alan Wiley sent off Kieran Richardson in the dying minutes of the game. Does that sound like someone who is bias against United?

FACT 4 : Alan Wiley NEVER accepted any bribes from Manchester United.

FACT 3 : Alan Wiley was born only 35 miles away from William Shakespeare was born. And what does that have to do with anything you might ask? Well if you had read Romeo and Juliet this is was what great William wrote Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? Deny thy father, and refuse thy name. You still don’t get it? You will not,  I am just messing with you.

FACT 4:
Well,  Dear Dr. Dewars you need to change your sign, it read Until We Score and you did score in injury time.
Next time it needs to read “UNTIL WE SCORE 2”

And what does this have to do with Liverpool you might ask?
Well we are happy to finally see you getting knocked off your F***ing Perch.

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  1. Strange that no-one has mentioned that it was Anton’s goal that benefited a team that his (homophobic, gone shopping, roasting party organizer, driving ban collecting) brother plays for. Not that i’m suggesting anything underhand like…..

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