The Daily Antoine (The Liar) 10/6/2010 LFC News Digest

I have been called a liar (besides other names) for breaking the Kenny story, the Daily Post this morning published a story that looks awfully similar to the one I posted 48 hours before. I don’t expect those who sent me the nasty emails, tweets, posts etc. to apologise but I will let you decide. Thanks to all those who stood by me, Y.N.W.A. my friends.

King Kenny is being snubbed by Liverpool F.C. more…
(That is the story, utterly gutted. Although I knew this already for the last 48 hours I was hoping that the story was going going to be different. It is like knowing a result of a game and then watching the game taped.)

Paul Dalglish backs his father for the L.F.C. manager job more…
(Of course he would, anyone would back their father over someone else.)

So the Netherlands have a Twitter ban, we are going to miss those Ryan Babel tweets during the World Cup.

Kuyt claims that the Dutch are united and ready for the World Cup more…
(Good luck to Dirk & Ryan)

Torres is all set and ready to go for the World Cup more…
(Good luck Nando, please don’t get injured)

Graham Poll claims that Nando will get better protection in the W.C. than in the P.L. more…
(If that is true then let us get all the World Cup referees to the P.L.)

The Premier League managers believe that Torres will get the Golden Boot more…

(I think it will be David Villa just because Torres is too generous)

Maxi will keep his Maxi-cool in South Africa more…
(Good Luck Maxi)

Danny Agger is ready to show some swagger more…
(Good luck Danny)

Port Sunlight’s Hillborough memorial was vandalised more…
(I hope they catch these yobs and lock them up for good)

The Daily Mail reports that Rafa is ready to offer £33 million for Mascherano & Kuyt more…
(Give him a chance to unpack his suitcase before you start the rumours)

Molby “Johnson will be a World Cup Hero” more…
(I have the same feeling)

And finally Riera wants to stay at Liverpool now more…
(Sorry Albert you have already done enough damage)