The Redmen: Anti-Torres Chants Tested Posted by Antoine Zammit February 4, 2011 Follow @azammit 44 responses to “The Redmen: Anti-Torres Chants Tested” What’s the matter with You people! We treated that lad good! We’re living backwards, and yesteday wasn’t so great!! We treated Fernando good!! And we had the good times!! Let it go…… What about this… His wallet proves he is a Blue, Torres He scored some goals but never was a Red, Torres We bought the lad from sunny Spain He left to be a Roman’s slave Fernando Trait….errrrr, sorry, forgot his name! I think she was laughing at his singing to be honest :) Carra’s gonna break your leg! Torres, Torres Stevie’s gonna break your neck! Torres, Torres You dirty little fuckin rat, You’re dead to us you cheeky twat! Fernando Torres, John Terry will shag your wife And then he proved he’s not a red ,Torres Torres I’m off to Stamford Bridge he said Torres Torres,He kissed the badge upon his chest Handed in his transfer request, Fernando Torres told us a pack of lies Pathetic, We’ve got good money for someone who we worshipped. Except it. This is football. We’ll be the same with Caroll who has just left the Geordies in as just a bad way. They are self employed people who only think of themselves! @empireofthekop His armband says he was s red,judas judas, But we we’re all out on the piss judas, judas We brought you in to do the job and now your shaggin the Russian mob Fernando Torres cheski’s new rent boy Good He said that he was a red TORRES TORRES But now his wife is with JT in bed TORRES He wont win a euro cup his medal cabinet is full of dust Fernando Torres is a dirty munt Definately, Paul Scouse Lewis! Nice one. His armband said he was a red Torres Torres He’d rather walk alone instead Torres Torres The Fu*king cu*t has no life John Terry’s gonna slam his wife Fernando Torres Get fu*kd you Judas cu*t HA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA Plenty more here :) >> http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/ff-football-forum/98660-new-torres-songs-chelsea.html his autobiography said he was a red a red the lying cunt is off his head torres torres and now he’s gone to chealsea scum!!! the blue nose twat can suck his mum!!! we dont needs you blue nose we should be off with your head!!! na na na na na na na na nob head nob head we love the kid from uruguay suarez suarez we bought andy for 35m … hes better then you… he fits the bill!!! so fernando torres you two face rott in hell!!! You were once a mighty red Torres, Torres Now you slum it at the shed Torres, Torres You can stick yer armband up yer arse You’re not fit to be a scouse Judas Torres, filthy lying c?!t His armband said he was a red ,Torres, Torres Then Romans money turned his head Torres, Torres He though he found a better life Until John Terry shagged his wife, Fernando Torres judas is disguise. He bites people when he sees red- suarez suarez, his missus won’t be near terrys bed suarez suarez, he replaced that pretty twat from Spain, wen he wanted to leave- alone he’d train…. Fernandough torres your career is now in decline!!! 1. Should not chant torres Torres, in the noise it might be mistaken 2. Should be easy to sing, to mke an impact. 3. The Terry bit is great – should use Hence…. Fuk off fuk off judas judas Fuk fuk fuk off judas judas Fuk off fuk off fuk off fuk off Fernando torres, terry’s gonna shag your wife He bites people when he sees red- suarez suarez, his missus won’t be near terrys bed suarez suarez, he replaced that pretty twat from Spain, wen he wanted to leave- alone he’d train.. Fernan- dough torres your career is now in decline!!! His armband proved that was red..t t You ll never walk alone it said..t t U playd for us with all your heart But now I knw u must depart F t I’m wishng u al the sucess Enough. Stop. Torres was great, we loved watching him now he’s gone. I for one wish him well and now we move on. Cmon reds weve been through enough negativity in the last 18 months We thought “we’ve got a legend here” Torres torres We held him in our hearts so dear Torres torres We sang his name and bounced around, but in the end he chose the pound Fernando torres, chelski’s new rent boy……t##t!!!! you make me sick you fuckin prick torres torres you make me sick you fuckin prick torres torres i always thought that you was gay now i cant wait for sunday fernando torres get out of merseyside.Y.N.W.A I agree with Justin – Torres’ name should not be included in the chant as it will be mistaken in the noise. (all you’ll hear on the telly is; “Torres, Torres!” Much as I’d love to see us rag Torres, I’d rather we sing for our own players. Show the plastics what class is really about. Hes half a boy hes half a girl torres torres He truly is a rent boy now torres torres Hes finally of the fking dole Hes wife is getting shaggd by terry & cole Fernando torres drogbas bitch on the sidee He once was called El Nino Torres, Torres but now he’s turned out be JUDAS, JUDAS We broke our heart for the filthy t*at, He gets the ball and HURTS again Fernando Torres, Chelski’s new rent boy (To tune of Yellow Submarine) In a town called Liverpool, Were King Kenny reigned again and he had a group lads, who we call the Red Men He let the lazy spaniard go to a team were money rules and in he brought Suarez and Carroll, a brand new strike force for the pool Cuz we all live under King Kenny’s Rule King Kenny’s Rule, King Kenny’s Rule No player is bigger than Liverpool So off ya pop Torres ya tool he came and proved he was a red, Suarez, Suarez the liver bird upon his chest, Suarez, Suarez he joined the redmen just in time, along with carroll number nine. tall man, small man, liverpool’s new front line… He plays at the Bridge and he’s got a small widge Torres Torres He plays up front and he is a cunt Torres Torres He was a red now there’s three in bed, Oh Fernando Torres Terry will shag ya bird!!! Nnananana…………. He’s at a team that hands out flags Torres Torres Where the captain shags wags Torres Torres She’ll likes to take it up the bum until John Terry is ready to come Oh Fernando Torres Terry will shag ya bird!!! Enjoy Redmen YNWA He plays at the Bridge and he’s got a small widge Torres Torres He plays up front and he is a cunt Torres Torres He was a red now there’s three in bed, Oh Fernando Torres Terry will shag ya bird!!! Nnananana…………. He’s at a team that hands out flags Torres Torres Where the captain shags wags Torres Torres She likes to take it up the bum until John Terry is ready to come Oh Fernando Torres Terry will shag ya bird!!! To the tune of Cee lo Green’s Forget You ‘I guess the change in my pocket wasn’t enough,I’m like fuck you and fuck Chelsea too’ his arm band proved he was a red, suarez suarez you’ll never walk alone its says, suarez suarez he bought it off a lad from spain with long blond hair we forget his name luis suarez liverpools no 7 He wants to play for LFC Suarez! Suarez! He wants to play for King Kenny Suarez! Suarez! We bought the lad from Amsterdam, He’s part of Kenny’s masterplan! Luis Suarez! Liverpool’s Number 7! His armband lied he was no red, he chose to be a blue instead. in our back he plunged his knife. I hope John terry shags his wife! his awful words proved he was a rat, torres torres you’ll never walk alone he said, torres torres but all of that was just a joke … now he’s in chelse and of he goes Fernando torres, liverpool’s big judas hes got a greedy selfish minded head torres torres olallas in john Terrys bed torres torres Roman bribed him with a pay rise His loyalty was just some lies fernando torres chelseas little shit the armband lied he wasnt a red nob ed nob ed hes a fukkin cunt the scum nob ed nob ed hes a twat and hes a prik his wife will suck terrys dick hope you die judas in disguise To the tune of the chorus of Abba’s Fernando…. “You used to be a favourite red, but now you’re blue instead, fernando You said you wanted to advance, now you’ve lost your chance, fernando. …You could have partnered Luis Suarez, now we’ve Caroll instead. We don’t need you any more, oh yes that’s for sure, Fernando!! we bought suarez he shit his pants torres torres,the bastard done the judas dance torres torres,and now he’s gone we still move on,with andy carroll bombing on fernando torres judas in disguise!!!!! We used to think he was a red Torres Torres. Now we wish the cunt was dead Torres Torres. He left the reds for Chelseas cash Now we hope he dies in a crash And Fernando Torres we hope you fucking die Come on reds this is football, players come and go, yes torres was a red and now hes gone but i mean for 50 million wouldn’t you?? Well yeah, I hope that judas learned his lesson after the kop’s winning. Glad to see he being pushed by his former teammate. His hair do proved he was a gay torres torres we’ll never believe what ya say torres torres when you left it was it was a shock but you can suck me cock fernando torres chelsea’s gay rent boy He lied and said he was a red torres torres He’ll always walk alone instead torres torres We brought the lad from sunny spain he’ll never play for us again fernando torres Chelsea’s new rent boy .