The Daily Antoine: 17th Mar 2011 – Liverpool F.C. News update

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Kick off today is at 8:05PM GMT

We will hold a minute’s silence to remember the victims of the Japan Earthquake tonight more…
(YNWA)

Kenny talks about how Andy Carroll was elbowed in Portugal more…
(YNWA)

And Carroll might start today more…
(YES)

Lucas calls for improvement against Braga more…
(YNWA)

The reserves lost to Arsenal last night more….
(YNWA, good show in the 2nd half pity)

Bruce praises Kenny more…
(Please make sure you don’t block his view with your head during the game this weekend)

The big-headed one also reveals how he almost signed Carroll when he was at Wigan more…
(Wishful thinking there Bruce)

Muntari says that he doesn’t hold a grudge against Suarez more…
(Good)

Sky is trying to fabricate a non story with the Andy Carroll transfer more…
(They just want to piss off the Toon)

Jay Spearing talks on how Kenny’s appointment has lifted the youth more…
(Couldn’t agree more)

Nani attacks Carra more…
(And then he rolled on the ground in agony)

Hamburg are interested in Skrtel more…
(They took The Beatles, Kevin Keegan and now they want Skrtel)

More talk of Ricky van Wolfswinkel more…
(Not too shabby)

More talk of Gago more…
(It is Gago, no relation to Gaga)

And also Papiss Cisse more…
(Humm)

Give Me Football has found another player to link to us more…
(Nicky Maynard)

And also Wilfried Zaha more…
(Another name)

Fulham will unveil a statue of Michael Jackson more…
(Guess he was a bigger legend than Roy)

And finally I am sure that many of you have heard that Bryan Robson is also battling cancer more…
(YNWA to him and his family)

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