The Daily Antoine: 2nd June 2011 – Liverpool F.C. News update

Spirit of Shankly has opened a branch in Malaysia more…
(Excellent news)

Jordan Henderson is being linked more…
(No one seems to be too excited about him)

Rafa is being linked with Blackburn Rovers more…
(I hope he doesn’t do a Kenny over there)

Pepe Reina never wanted to leave Liverpool more…
(I think this was all a Gooner conspiracy because you put the Barca shirt on Fabergas after you won the world cup)

A Chelsea coach has admitted that  Torres misses his LFC team mates more…
(ROFL, poor baby)

Robbie Fowler is not returning to Australia more…
(Would love to see him as a coach at LFC)

John Barnes has urged the owners to give Kenny cash more…
(They will, don’t worry)

The FA has failed to stop the FIFA election and the coronation of Sepp Blatter as Supreme Leader more…
(Shambles)

Bin Hamman has protested his treatment more…
(Disgusting)

The Argentinian FA have attacked the English media more…
(Oh Boy! Don’t let Cameron here this because he will go to his Aunt Maggie for advice)

And finally Man Utd bencher and cheerleader has signed a year contract extension for Man Utd more…
(He played 228 minutes last season, ROFL)

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