Song for Comolli

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I had too much to drink and created a song for Comolli, to the tune of Dean Martin’s “That’s Amore”

(In Liverpool where Kenny is King)
(When boy meets a ball)
(Here’s what they say)

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big-a pizza pie
That’s Comolli
When the world seems to shine
Like you’ve had too much wine
That’s Comolli

Bells’ll ring
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you’ll sing “Stewart Downing”
Hearts’ll play
Tippi-tippi-tay
Tippi-tippi-tay
We got Craig Bellamy

When Suarez make you drool
Joost-a like pasta fazool
That’s Comolli
When you dance down the street
With a cloud at your feet, You got Coates
When you walk in a dream
But you know you’re not dreamin’, signore
‘Scusami, but you see
Back in old Liverpool, that’s Comolli

(When the moon hits your eye)
(Like a big-a pizza pie, that’s Comolli)

That’s Comolli

(When the world seems to shine
(Like you’ve had too much wine, that’s Comolli)

That’s Comolli

(Bells will ring)
(Ting-a-ling-a-ling)
(ting-a-ling-a-ling)
(And you’ll sing “Charlie Adam”)
(Charlie Adam)
(Hearts will play)
(Tippi-tippi-tay, tippi-tippi-tay)
(Like a nice Henderson goal)

Lucky fella

When the stars make you drool just like pasta fazool
That’s Comolli (that’s Comolli)
When you dance down the street
With a cloud at your feet, Liverpool
When you walk in a dream
But you know you’re not dreaming, signore
‘Scusami, but you see
Back in old Liverpool, that’s Comolli

11 Comments

  1. Me thinks we should wait a little longer before we sing this one.

    The jury is still out with Comolli. Cant KK decide on his own players? surely he knows a Liverpool player when he sees one?

    Downing, Adams, Henderson? Top 4 players? why didnt the Mancs; citee or Chelski fancy any of these?

      1. No, what are Lampard, Carrick, Fletcher, Giggs, Milner, Barry and Johnson? Its because they are not ‘special’ enough.

        We were better off with Kuyt, Maxi & Spearing. More goals and better work rate.

    1. Comolli did bring Suraez to LFC so that alone deserves a song. Personally I think the song is too long but maybe the first verse will do.

      Well the mancs went for Young first and have Nani so they are covered. Chelski and Citee were already covered but Chelski went for Mata instead, we did but he wasn’t interested. Oh well.

      Also, there is the uefa laws coming in soon so citee and chelski need to start buying english.

    2. That’s a subjective question…
      Why didn’t the teams pick Suarez…
      where were the teams when Liverpool bought Torres…

      But I agree… This song will have to wait

  2. Kuyt hasn’t been playing that well, Maxi wanted to go home, but I would like him on the right with Downing on the left.

  3. William thinks a player is good only when Mancs or City or Chelski fancy him? What do you know boy, may be they did!
    Or, may be you should follow a team with Bebe and Balotelli

    1. I think the guy has a point, What type of players would you rather have at the club somebody who Utd,City and Chelsea are being linked with and could go for or somebody who Wigan, Bolton and Villa would want.I know which I would choose.

  4. the song should be put on hold till we see the effect of the transfer dealings materialise..well time will tell if comoli deserves this song or a negative song

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