I had too much to drink and created a song for Comolli, to the tune of Dean Martin’s “That’s Amore”
(In Liverpool where Kenny is King)
(When boy meets a ball)
(Here’s what they say)
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big-a pizza pie
That’s Comolli
When the world seems to shine
Like you’ve had too much wine
That’s Comolli
Bells’ll ring
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
Ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you’ll sing “Stewart Downing”
Hearts’ll play
Tippi-tippi-tay
Tippi-tippi-tay
We got Craig Bellamy
When Suarez make you drool
Joost-a like pasta fazool
That’s Comolli
When you dance down the street
With a cloud at your feet, You got Coates
When you walk in a dream
But you know you’re not dreamin’, signore
‘Scusami, but you see
Back in old Liverpool, that’s Comolli
(When the moon hits your eye)
(Like a big-a pizza pie, that’s Comolli)
That’s Comolli
(When the world seems to shine
(Like you’ve had too much wine, that’s Comolli)
That’s Comolli
(Bells will ring)
(Ting-a-ling-a-ling)
(ting-a-ling-a-ling)
(And you’ll sing “Charlie Adam”)
(Charlie Adam)
(Hearts will play)
(Tippi-tippi-tay, tippi-tippi-tay)
(Like a nice Henderson goal)
Lucky fella
When the stars make you drool just like pasta fazool
That’s Comolli (that’s Comolli)
When you dance down the street
With a cloud at your feet, Liverpool
When you walk in a dream
But you know you’re not dreaming, signore
‘Scusami, but you see
Back in old Liverpool, that’s Comolli