Well there are some who do but Liverpool target Gaston Ramirez scored a beauty yesterday against Catania.
Altogether now:
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
My what a guy,
Gaston!
(from Beauty & the Beast  )
We can do with a player of this quality at Liverpool FC. I hope we get him in the summer.
Good ability, and looks fairly versatile…really hope we get him and Elm who also looks like a player!!!
He is all I want for my birthday!!! PLEEEEEEEZ!!!! He will slot next to Suarez perfectly.
It was reported in the dailies today that Gaston Ramirez would join Liverpool on condition that the club gets rid of its donkey (Carroll), mules (Henderson, Downing & Adam) and jackasses (Carrragher & Lucas).
Got to ship out the shit first.