If you typed in ‘Daniel Sturridge crisps’ or Daniel Sturridge glass’ into the Twitter search bar yesterday evening, you’d have got thousands of results, as fans debated what Liverpool’s striker actually made of.
It’s a sad indictment of the player who’s close to becoming the quickest in our club’s history to 50 goals.
But it appears that many have now given up on the incredibly talented, but incredibly injury prone striker.
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Doesn’t surprise me with Sturridge anymore but still drives me insane. No doubt he’d be a world class player if he wasn’t made of sand.
— Alex Foulkes (@AlexFoulkes96) December 9, 2015
If I was off sick and couldn’t do my job for the length of time Sturridge has been off. They’d sack me. What’s the difference??
— Ian Nelson (@nell_LFC) December 9, 2015
Woke up to the news Sturridge is injured and today is Wednesday and that the sky is blue! Can’t take all these facts — Lee Duke (@dukezy) December 9, 2015
Three certain things in life. 1) Death 2) Taxes 3) Daniel sturridge injury. #LFC
— DESH BHAKT (@hits_narula) December 9, 2015
Its time we moved on from Sturridge. Great goalscorer but his fitness record shows he ain’t worth the fuss. Let’s n free up his wages! — Liverpool Klopp YNWA (@gauravvvch) December 9, 2015
Sturridge injured AGAIN! This becoming laughable now!! #crocked
— David Purse (@dav3purse) December 9, 2015
#WhatSturridgeIsMadeOf …. Flumps Polystyrene Crisps IPhone Screen He breaks down more than a work printer.. #LFC #Sturridge #Injury — RoB HeWiTT (@dertydersh) December 8, 2015
Sturridge is the lost football talent of his generation. There really is little he couldn’t have achieved had he not been made of crisps.
— Nadim (@DimmyBad) December 8, 2015
No doubt now. A forward is a must in January. Sturridge looks done #lfc — Chris Smith (@chiefbrody10) December 9, 2015
Sturridge is unfortunately done after this injury, man needs to think about retirement for his own sake
— Michael Buckley (@MichaelBuckle17) December 8, 2015
Sturridge is actually made of Curley wurleys — Brad (@BradPhillips11) December 9, 2015
Daniel Sturridge is made out of biscuits
— Alistair Baker (@AlistairBaker) December 8, 2015
How is Daniel Sturridge injured AGAIN? Made of glass and straw that guy
— Sean Davies (@Sean_R_D) December 8, 2015
Sturridge is full on made of popadom isn’t he the divvy
— Connor Hooks (@connor_hooks) December 8, 2015
Is Daniel Sturridge made of fucking weetabix?
— William Walker (@will_walker308) December 9, 2015