Gerrard gets England Armband
Steven Gerrard hopes to lead England to the final of the World Cup. However if they do win, he’ll be lifting the trophy. Rio Ferdinand has been ruled out, which meant the armband was transferred to vice-captain Gerrard. He was Fabio Capello’s first England captain, but the manager described him as too timid. So Terry then picked up the armband, but had an affair with England team mate Bridg, so he got it stripped off him. NOTICE TO ALL ENGLAND PLAYERS: KEEP YOUR LOVERS SUPERVISED. Good luck to our captain.
Rafa’s gone, who’s next?
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Other News
Real Madrid’s Alonso wants to reunite with Steven Gerrard. The La Liga runners up are set to make a £30 million bid for our captain.
It’s very likely Liverpool are going to sign Milan Jovanovic. The Serbian international likely to sign a 3 year deal at Anfield very soon.
Joke of the week
What’s the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
God doesn’t think he’s Alex Ferguson
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