Hey guys,
Antoine on our Twitter page asked for proposed lyrics for the new Andy Carroll song on the tune of ‘OH CAROL !… from SMOKIE…
Well i came up with these lyrics, they could be real lame as it is 5 in the morning here in south Asia… but whatever! if you like it… spread the word…
Song : Oh CAROL
TUNE: Chorus of ‘Oh CAROL’ by Smokie….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_eFpHwZAT8
Proposed Lyrics;
Oh Carol ! You are the ponytail number nine
you can shoot and your headers are fine
you’re scouse and no more tyne
Oh Carol! we love it to see you score
Your steps can shake the floor
Oh Carol! boy now give us some more
Hope i won’t get death threats in comments :p
YNWA
ur dead.
This is the one thats going around.
Sweet Carroll 9, oh, oh, oh
Scoring never looked so good,
Goals all the time, oh, oh, oh
Just like Kenny said he would
Tune is to sweet caroline
What about this one?
Oh, oh, oh oh
Andy Carroll,
He makes us bigger,
We are happy,
When he score his way,
Andy Carroll,
He makes us better than you
(“Aint nobody by Chaka Khan”)
Or like this.
You are my Carroll, my Andy Carroll
You make me happy when skies are grey
We kicked out Torres, cause he’s a wanker
But Carroll we want you to stay
I read some lyrics somewhere to the tune of “Sweet Caroline” by Neil Diamond.
Sweet Carroll nine!
Oh Oh Oh!
Him and Suarez look so good!
So good! So good! So good!
Goals all the time!
Oh Oh Oh!
Just like Kenny said they would!
Would prefer a tune that went with “sweet Caroline” instead “sweet Carroll nine…oh oh oh” … There’s the chorus now think of lyrics
that is shockin
Lolz, sorry guys, jus thought would try something with the song… won’t try any further… :p
would jus sing watever the Kop comes up with…
YNWA
Not bad but heres one i wrote
Oh Carroll,
You got us singing our hearts away,
He can score all night and day.
You got us floating on the Mersey today-ay-ay.
Oh Carroll,
We know you’ve done it before,
he can score from the air or the floor,
Oh Carroll, won’t you score us one more-ore-ore
This is a bit intresting
(to smokie’s Alice)
We got Suar-ez from Amster-dam, and Carroll from the toon.
We’ve put up an-oth-er shelf in our tro-ph-y room.
Cos for three and a half years we’ve been look-ing for Sua-rez.
The Horse is he-re to lead the line, the pistol for the shots, Gerrard on the volley and Kelly with the cross.
Now Carroll is up front, leading the line with Suarez.
Suarez! Who the fuck is Torres!
Oh carroll, they’re nothin’ but a fool. The kopites they’ll love you, and you know its trueee..yooou will score, and will make us prouudd.. And when you jummpp, bierhoff can only cry..
theres only 1 andy carroll,
1 andy carroll
hes either breaking the law
or breaking sum1’s jaw
only in a carroll wonderland
Shite Yeah..
Back our lads all the way.. Old and New :) !!!!
YNWA
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear…..
CARROLL’S GONNA GET YA!!
CARROLL’S GONNA GET YA!!
Oh! Carroll,
Yes You’re here it’s true
We will now love you,
And eveything you do
You’ll hurt teams.
And you’ll make them cry
With 30 goals each season
That’s the reason why
(Sung to Neil Sedaka’s Oh! Carol)
Luis.. Luis… Goal…Goal…
We say, we want some more…
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Game after game, we will see
That he’s the best, that can be
He’ll score in the RED, effortlessly
Cause our 7’s are legendary
Luis.. Luis… Goal…Goal…
We say, we want some more…
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(Sung to Louie! Louie! by the Kingmen)
what about sweet carroll nine to the tune of Sweet Child O’Mine? still can’t think of the lyrics yet
SUNG TO YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE:
“OH ANDY CARROLL, YOU DRINK A BARREL,
YOU SMASH YOUR CAR UP BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE,
BUT YOUR NOT BORING YOUR ALWAYS SCORING,
SO PLEASE DON’T TAKE MY ANDY TO JAIL”
Andy Carroll
Oh Oh Oh
Better than fernando
oh oh oh
He comes from the Tyne
But now he’s liverpools number 9
oh oh oh
From ‘Sweet Carroll 9’ I thought changing some words so it could be more “rhythmic”:
Sweet Carroll 9, oh, oh, oh,
Scoring never looked so fine,
Goal all the time, oh, oh, oh
Just like Kenny said you would in any wise!
What do you think guys?
*Risminda, I think ‘Sweet Child O’mine’ would be a perfect match!
We always knew he was a red, Carroll, Carroll. He’s got a dirty greasy head, Carroll, Carroll. He beats up birds, he burns his house, but we don’t care, that’s fuckin scouse. ANDY CARROLL, LIVERPOOL’S NUMBER 9!
He’s 6ft 4 and he likes to score, Carroll Carroll
He makes the Kop shout for more, Carroll Carroll
He jumps up like a salmon and heads the ball like a loaded canon,
Andy Carroll Liverpool’s number 9!
Julian says:
February 2, 2011 at 3:26 pm
We always knew he was a red, Carroll, Carroll. He’s got a dirty greasy head, Carroll, Carroll. He beats up birds, he burns his house, but we don’t care, that’s fuckin scouse. ANDY CARROLL, LIVERPOOL’S NUMBER 9!
Fuckin Epic mate
We got Luis from the cloggies, and Andy from the toon
Get another shelf for the scousers trophy room
Cos for many many years we’ll be singing about Mr Suarez
Now we’re all believing that this could be the chance
El Nino’s down the road without a second glance
but we got dont give a shit cos we have got Luis Suarez
Torres! Torres! Who the fuck is Torres
We always knew he was a red carroll,carroll,
he’s got a greasy hair on his head carrol,carroll,
He beats up birds he burns his house,
we don’t care he’s a fucking scouse,
Andy Carroll Liverpools number 9!
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I’d love to bounce to this song in the kop :D
deez are fuckin shit boss
He’s 6 foot 5 and leads the line
Carroll Carroll
he’s got his favourite number 9
Carroll Carroll
The Geordie boy will hit the net
The Kopites roar
I win me bet
Andy Carroll
Liverpool’s No 9
Bobshite
Gobshite!