Friday 24th February 2012
Can’t believe I haven’t got myself a ticket for Wembley. Absolutely gutted. Deffo something wrong with the allocations once again. Us proper fans been stitched up as usual. Had an argument with my mate the other day, who was saying that as long as I had been to one League Cup match this season, I would have got a ticket. What’s that got to do with it? All the games were on telly, weren’t they? I watched every single one of them. It’s a joke.
Suppose I’ll have to watch the final on the telly as well. It just doesn’t seem fair at all.
Saturday 25th February 2012
Went to the Club Store in town and got my Foam Hand – ha ha –it looks boss!
Getting proper nervous now for the big game tomorrow. Hope Bellamy plays, and Gerrard, they’re boss. Bet Kenny will pick Henderson, Downing and Adam though, as usual. Don’t know what he is thinking picking them every week, they’re useless.
Sunday 26th February 2012
Come on you reds! We’re gonna win the Cup!
3:15pm What to watch BBC or Sky? Big decision. Think I’ll go with MoTD on BBC.
The teams have been announced. As expected Charlie, Jordan and bl**dy Downing all start. Ah well, it’s only Cardiff, we will batter them whatever team we put out. It said in the new Sun on Sunday that Liverpool are hot favourites. (My mate had a right go at me when he saw me buying the Sun in the paper shop, but crikey, it’s only 50p and, y’know, all that Hillsborough stuff was AGES ago)
4pm : Here we go.
4:20: Oh no, Cardiff have scored. What are we doing. Where was the midfield? Adam should have blocked that off. If we get beat by these that will be the biggest joke ever!
4:45 : Half time. Cardiff 1-0 Liverpool Kenny Dalglish needs to sort this out. Downing has done nothing as usual, neither has Henderson. What a waste of money. Talking of which… Andy Carroll???
5:20 : GET IN!!!!! Big Martin Skrtel smacks in the equaliser. We will walk this now. “All round the fields ….”
5:50 : Kenny Miller missed a sitter there. Should have been all over for us. Our defence is awful. Carragher really is finished. If we had been playing a proper team we would be getting beat by now. There’s the full time whistle. Extra time. Against Cardiff. Pathetic.
6:15 : Dirky!!!!!!! 2-1 to us. The cup is ours.
6:30 : What are we DOING???? Sat too deep and guess what, they’ve only gone and equalised. Penalties again. Bet we lose.
Gerrard….. sh*****t . Didn’t look bothered.
Yay, they miss. Still 0-0
Come, on Charlie bl**din Adam…. Oh flippin heck. I could have done better than that.
They score. WE’ve had it.
Here comes Dirk …. and it’s a beauty. Well in Derek.
Ha hah ha ha ha – they hit the post again! 1-1.
Here comes Downing (he’s bound to miss) … oh, what, he scored … good pen Stuart lad!!!
Another goal for the Bluebirds, still all square.
Glen Johnson? Where’s Suarez? Oh well, come on GlenJo… Yeeeesssss!
Come on Pepe, save it…. He’s MISSED!!!! We’ve won the Cup.
Brilliant. What a team. I love the redmen. Kenny lad, you are a genius.
Did you see Carra there celebrating/ He is Mr Liverpool. “We all dream of a team of Carraghers!”
Stick that you bluenoses! Can’t wait to go to work tomorrow. They were all BRILLIANT, every single one of them!!! Downing Man of the Match. He’s brilliant!
Reckon we can get fourth place now, no problem. And the FA Cup. Oh Yes!!!! The reds are back!
“All round the fields…”
Sat 3rd March 2012
Steven Gerrard is not playing against Arsenal today, after getting injured playing for England. Ah, doesn’t matter really. We will beat Arsenal anyway. After last week I reckon we can beat everyone, and will go the rest of the season unbeaten. Now that Henderson and Downing are playing great, and with Kenny’s management we don’t fear anyone.
12:45 ; Let’s go. Liverpool v Arsenal… and it’s LIVE!
13:30 : Half time 1-1. No justice. We should be three up. Stupid Dirk missed another pen, we hit the post twice (again) and got a jammy own goal. Then we go and ruin it by standing and watching as Van Persie heads it in for the equaliser.
14:20 : Useless. Same old story. Miss a load of sitters and then they score at the end. Dalglish is clueless. Where were the subs? What’s the point of bringing Bellamy on in the 88th minute. Henderson, Adam and Downing – what a colossal waste of money. We are cr@p. Cr@p. Cr@p.
Carragher is finished. Pepe Reina just stood and watched both goals. Terrible. We’ll be lucky to finish in the top half at this rate. Everton will beat us. Ive had it with this lot. I might even cancel my Sky, just to teach them a lesson. Gonna try and ring LFCTV to give them a piece of my mind.
Three wins from 13 home games says it all. Even Roy was better than that.
17:00 : Chelsea beaten by West Brom. Tell you what, we got rid of Hodgson too quick.