According to non-Liverpool fans we speak to, the Champions League Final was a drab affair.
We have absolutely no idea as spent the game intoxicated and with our hands in front of our eyes!
The only thing that matters to Reds is that we collected number six in Madrid, and as a result, we’ll play Chelsea in Wednesday’s Super Cup Final.
The Blues lost their opening game of the Premier League 4-0 under Frank Lampard, deploying what looked to us like a bizarrely weak starting XI that included Mason Mount and Tammy Abraham.
Jurgen Klopp has promised the upcoming Istanbul clash will be entertaining, stating Chelsea are different (and presumably worse) without Eden Hazard.
“To the Champions League final? Yes, hopefully,” the boss told UEFA. “That game wasn’t an eye-catcher, but it’s not about that. You saw that both teams were under pressure and felt the intensity and the importance of the final, which can lead to strange things.
“It’s a final, but the big difference between the Champions League final and this game is that it’s a new season, a different opponent. I think Chelsea have changed a lot: a new manager, Eden Hazard is not there anymore.”
We’re favourites for the game and would very much like to win it, considering we unjustly lost the Community Shield to Manchester City after outplaying them at Wembley.
Chelsea will surely be stronger than at the weekend, and will have Antonio Rudiger and N’Golo Kante fit enough to start – which will surely make a big difference to their defensive capabilities.