To those of you that thought Jose Enrique was the most prolific social media user on Liverpool’s books… we give you Fabio Borini, the man who can’t even put down his phone 40 minutes before his own wedding.
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Honestly, we’re disappointed that we weren’t able to watch the whole service on Periscrope. In fact, we were shocked to find that photos weren’t instantly being uploaded to Facebook, while we were simply dumbfounded that his teammates weren’t live tweeting the event and discussing it on Myspace. That’s what the cool kids do right?
Here’s the offending tweet in question…
40 minutes and I will be waiting at the alter for @Erin_ONeill_Xo to walk down beautiful than ever!! #efborini
— Fabio Borini (@borinifabio29) June 6, 2015
As much as us fans like the opportunity to feel close to our players, this might be a bit much. Your wedding day is over in the blink of an eye, don’t waste it on Twitter! You can go on and on about how beautiful your wife-to-be is after she’s actually become your wife. Yes, we’re all very jealous and all that, but keep it to yourself Fabio…
In all seriousness, congratulations must go out to our favourite Italian (sorry Mario), we hope you enjoy more success with your marriage than you have for Liverpool so far!