Biscan's Boots

Writing from the boots of Liverpool's wondrous cult-hero - I get the whackiest, funniest and most social-media worthy stories out - FAST! Whether that's videos, transfer rumours or fan reaction - Biscan's Boots is your man. Any feedback can be directed to [email protected].

Mamadou Sakho
(Video) Remembering Mamadou Sakho’s superb final performance for LFC
In many ways this is unnecessary… Mamadou Sakho is gone, having fell out with Jurgen Klopp, who decided in no uncertain terms...
Joel Matip, Dejan Lovren
Why Lovren was left out of Liverpool’s starting XI…
Dejan Lovren wasn’t dropped today, although following his performance against Sevilla midweek, many thought he might have been. But the Croat didn’t...
Jurgen Klopp
‘Klopp hasn’t improved Liverpool’ – Pundit’s crazy point deserves shooting down
Already this season, some of the football punditry has baffled us. Yes, Liverpool deserve criticism for our defence, but for Kevin Kilbane...
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Coutinho too embarrassed (or not allowed) to speak to Brazilian reporter
Brazilian outlet UOL sent a reporter all the way to Anfield for our Champions League tie with Sevilla on Wednesday night, with...
COUTINHO
Coutinho finally ends social media hiatus with Instagram post
Coutinho is acknowledging himself as a Liverpool player once again… Just about. The Brazilian has taken to Instagram with two pictures of...
Two LFC aces in FIFA18’s Top 20 speed merchants
We all already know how blisteringly effective Sadio Mane and Mo Salah are on Liverpool’s flanks. The pair have already tormented various...
Michael Owen
Owen makes weird point on Gomez; Twitter shoots him down
Michael Owen is not considered a ‘Liverpool Legend’ because of his betrayal and eventual decision to join Manchester United – but as...
Joel Matip, Liverpool
We’re not especially keen on Matip’s post-match interview…
Joel Matip couldn’t hide his disappointment last night following our 2-2 draw with Sevilla – but more worryingly – he couldn’t hide...
Joel Matip, Dejan Lovren
Shocking defensive stat sums up Liverpool
We’ll cut to the chase: In seven matches this season, against a variety of opposition, we’ve conceded 13 goals. That’s one goal...
Ben Woodburn
What Ben Woodburn did to Sevilla’s youth team last night…
We had a feeling Ben Woodburn would be too good for the UEFA Youth League, and last night, he proved us right....
Jurgen Klopp
Revealed: What Klopp said to Sevilla Assistants in heated post-match row
There was a bit of bad blood in last night’s second-half… Sevilla’s boss was sent off for twice throwing the ball away...
Roberto Firmino
(Video) Firmino starts crying after LFC’s 2-2 draw due to penalty miss
Roberto Firmino was so upset by his penalty miss that he left the field in tears last night… The Brazilian had an...
Virgil van Dijk
(Video) Van Dijk’s embarrasses himself in 4-0 U23 thrashing…
If Liverpool signed THIS defender for £70m, we’d probably stop watching football ! Virgil van Dijk made his return to the field...
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Moreno opens up on Coutinho’s summer in revealing interview
Alberto Moreno is delighted Coutinho stayed at Liverpool this transfer window just gone. As we all know, he was the subject of...
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Funniest reaction as Palace bizarrely give Roy Hodgson job
Crystal Palace have sacked Franck de Boer after four consecutive defeats in the Premier League. And all reports suggest they’re about to...
Sadio Mane
City keeper: It was Sadio Mane’s fault
Very few people who watched the Sadio Mane high-foot live thought it was a red-card offence at first. SEE MORE: Klopp explains...
Virgil-van-Dijk
Van Dijk’s close friend: We all thought LFC deal was done
Journalist Ian McGarry made some bold claims during the summer transfer window, especially regarding Virgil van Dijk and how a deal to...
Yan Dhanda
(Video) ‘Indian Coutinho’ scores Coutinho-classic for LFC U23s
If you stuck a ‘no .10’ on this guy’s back, you’d be forgiven for thinking Coutinho was getting a run-out for Liverpool’s Under-23s...
Pep Guardiola, Manchester City
Journalist predicted Ederson injury last month due to his reckless play
This pretty much sums it up, for us. Journalist Nooruddean Choudry perfectly predicted what would happen to Ederson one month ago, on...
Sadio Mane
How Twitter reacted to Sadio Mane’s red: ‘If Gary Neville says you were done, you were done’
Today against Manchester City, John Moss sent Sadio Mane off for a high-foot on keeper Ederson. Mane caught Ederson, but had eyes...