It’s brilliant that being a ‘shithouse’ or committing ‘shithousery’ has become a genuine adjective amongst football supporters!
It means something that’s a bit sly and calculated – but results in wins. Sergio Ramos is arguably the biggest shithouse on the planet…
Arsenal could probably do with a few more shithouses, for example…
You with me?
Anyway, Liverpool fans have taken to Twitter in their droves to label the act of pulling players out of the international duty for a number of vague reasons top-notch shithousery, in the run-up to the season’s climax.
Andy Robertson is not playing both of Scotland’s fixtures due to dentistry; Trent Alexander-Arnold has been pulled out due to a sore back and Xherdan Shaqiri has a below the belt problem.
Now, we reckon that said ailments are probably legitimate in all circumstances! But they’re still a nice excuse to get the boys back to Melwood and ready for April’s manic fixture list.
So do Liverpool fans on the internet!
I’m loving this shithousery from Klopp 😭😂 https://t.co/Lz7MJ6gdmN
— 〽️ (@Riddock__) March 20, 2019
— LFC Scout Watch (@Mobyhaque1) March 20, 2019
Robertson with dental issue. Shaqiri with groin injury. Now Trent? Amazing shithousery. Loving it. https://t.co/guB3L6VZCJ
— Alimuddin Zafrullah (@TheAleem) March 21, 2019
Robertson – Dentist appointment
Shaqiri – groin strain
Trent – sore back
Gini and VVD about to catch a cold in Holland 🤞🏻 https://t.co/Ns5RBRnx7B
— Lee Heasley (@HeasLee) March 20, 2019
Robbo has the dentist, Shaqiri has crabs and Trent has a ‘back injury’
Jurgen and his shithousing reds
— Jamie Gaskell (@JamieGaskellLFC) March 20, 2019
Xherdan Shaqiri returned to Liverpool after a “groin injury”, Andy Robertson missing Scotland’s games because he has a “dentist appointment” and now Trent Alexander-Arnold has returned to Liverpool as he has a “back injury”.
I love this game.
— – (@AnfieldRd96) March 20, 2019
Liverpool players missing out on international break:
Andy Robertson – “Dental Emergency”
Xherdan Shaqiri- “Inflammation in pubic area”
Trent Alexander Arnold – “Sore back”
Jurgen Klopp doing whatever he can to save his players for the rest of the season
— Tom (@tpfo_football) March 21, 2019
Salah not playing.
Robbo has a trip to the dentist
Shaqiri has crabs
Trent with a back injury
Nice weeks break for the lads
— RF9 🇧🇷 (@PrimeFirmino) March 20, 2019
Salah, Trent, Robertson and Shaqiri all at home getting some rest during the international break ready for Spurs.
— Jamie (@JamieGriff97) March 20, 2019