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If you’re like me, you’ve probably had enough of cup finals already this week.
So, it’s probably best that you avoid BBC One today – as they are going hard at the FA Cup, in a desperate bid to convince us all that it’s still bloody magic.
In fact, how about just avoid tele completely today?
And if you get desperate and need a moving-image fix, take this as your medicine – 427 seconds of Philippe Coutinho scoring goals and making assists.
Whenever life gets you down, just remember that Coutinho is still only 23 and here’s under contract until 2020.
The Brazilian wizard wanded 12 goals in all competitions this season, conjuring up a further seven assists.
And, to all of you cynics out there who spout nonsense such as ‘he goes missing in big games’, may these strikes against Chelsea, Man City, United, Spurs, Dortmund and Everton educate you!