‘Kolo Toure can smell what the rock is cooking!’
The internet has gone Kolo Toure mad today as the Ivorian turns 34, and the brilliant #KoloToureFacts has been trending as a result…
Here’s our favourites!
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He owns KFC which is actually called Kolo’s Fried Chicken #KoloToureFacts
— JTHFC (@JacobMTH) March 19, 2015
Kolo Toure has completed every football manager game! #KoloToureFacts pic.twitter.com/qshU2A3k1b
— OLBG (@OLBG) March 19, 2015
When Kolo crosses the road cars have to look both ways #KoloToureFacts
— Charles Trent (@CharlesTrentLtd) March 19, 2015
Kolo uppercutted a horse and created the giraffe #KoloToureFacts
— Welsh (@ieuan1995) March 19, 2015
Kolo visited the Virgin Islands, they are now just called the islands #KoloToureFacts
— James Cowley (@James_Cowley) March 19, 2015
Tomorrows Solar Eclipse is because Kolo wants a few more hours sleep. The sun doesn’t want trouble from Kolo #KoloToureFacts
— Azz Edwards (@AzzTheRaz) March 19, 2015
Toure removed his own groin so he could play this Sunday #KoloTourefacts
— Matt Eagle (@matteagle8) August 30, 2013
Kolo Toure is made out if the same stuff as stretch Armstrong… #KoloToureFacts
— Nikki SG8 (@nikkik101) August 30, 2013
#KoloToureFacts Kolo Toure makes onions cry!
— Jack Davies (@JackJamesDavies) March 19, 2015
Kolo Toure can smell what the rock is cooking @TheLadBible #KoloToureFacts
— Greig Linton (@greiglinton22) March 19, 2015
Kolo Toure can hit an 8 darter #KoloToureFacts
— Robbie. (@OMFG_Robbie) March 19, 2015
@TheLadBible #KoloToureFacts Paul Scholes can hit a tree with a ball from 50 yrds. Kolo Toure can hit Scholes with a tree from 500 yards!
— Tom Bullen (@tombullen87) March 19, 2015
Kolo owns the blue & black dress #KoloToureFacts
— Samuel Knott (@SamuelKnott) March 19, 2015
The K in the cereal Special K actually stands for Kolo #KoloToureFacts
— JTHFC (@JacobMTH) March 19, 2015
#KoloToureFacts Kolo told Hodgson to pick Andros Townsend.
— Jay McQueen (@JayMcQueenUK) March 19, 2015