FAIL – Chelsea’s new official Torres song

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  1. Very Original it must have taken a genius to steal the song Atleti fans used for Torres!!! As for being so wonderful let’s see how good he is without the best midfielder in the world passing the ball to him:)

  2. its a gay song sang by a gay singer for a gay footballer . chelsea fans stick to waving your freebie flags as your songs are wank

  3. Poor Torres, he will 4eva be known as a striker who could have fulfilled his potential but went to a mediocre team that will never win the champs league!!! Here’s our new song to all the Chelsea fans, are you ready? It goes like this:
    ‎​He plays in blue instead of red Torres Torres, he’s the new ret boy on Romans bed Torres Torres, he turned his back on history and now his wife shags John terry. Fernando Torres judas in disguise!! LalalaLalalalalalalalallalal

  4. plassy song for the plassy fans they havnt got a fuckin clue instead of poor scouser tommy he will have to hear the childish inane one man went to mow what yer kids grow out of singin when they are 8 ,but at chelsea grown men clap and sing it with exitment sad but true torres you and this shit deserve each other wish you all the luck in the world as long as its bad

  5. Indeend, I just through up a little bit in my mouth… put it back down to the thought of suarez scoring on sunday…

  6. You used to be red now you’re blu, for this they paid 50million with which we got Suarez and carroll who will make us forget you…..Fernando Torres lalalalala no one is bigger then the club and we can be better without you lalalalalala

  7. After pressing play, I immediately realized my mistake. In horror, I reached frantically to close the window, but failing to find it due to the shockwaves of nausea ripping through my body, I simply fell to the floor and began shaking. “Chris,” yelled my Mother from the other room, “is everything okay?” “No,” I screamed, through bouts of vomiting. “Something is wrong.” I thrashed around on the floor, trying desperately to cover my ears and eyes, but having already become completely disoriented, was unable to.

    All I could muster was a gutteral wail, trying desperately to block out the images and sounds before me, as if my instincts themselves were willing my body to reject what it was seeing, or deafen myself trying.

    And then, as soon as it began, it was over. I stared around at the newborn destruction I’d reduced my room to, and sighed. The video had done it’s terrible deed. As I walked out the door, looking for a stiff drink, I caught my reflection in the mirror, and didn’t recognize myself. I knew though, that some day, I’d be okay. But now? Now it was time for the healing.

  8. The REAL reason is out why chelsea brought Torres to sell
    shirts and have a song for the crowd to sing!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Torres! Has been, who will never be as good as David Villa! I expect Torres to pull his hamstring quite soon, he was injured for 1.5 yrs at liverpool, I wonder if Chelsea will be that patient.

    Torres, so glad you moved to London, you’re not strong enough to play for the mighty LFC! Injury prone, and will be replaced as soon as he does not score. Chelsea will not worship you like we did at Liverpool.

    Good BYE! Welcome Suarez and Carroll!!

  10. I fully expected this guy to be blowing Torres… I liked him when he played for us, but this guy’s got a mancrush on him.

    Here’s hoping Carra or one of our other faithful players takes Torres out on Sunday…

  11. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Thats the worst football song ive ever heared in my life!!!

  12. Was that video real? Imagine how Carragher would feel if some ponce sang a similar song about him? What a joke!

  13. not the best song :P but I hate how Chelsea fans are saying LFC fans are hypocrites for turning on Nando just because he went to Chelsea when they kept saying how crap Torres is when he played for LFC but now he’s at Chelsea he is suddenly like the best player in the world

  14. “if i don’t have more money per week then my wife doesn’t allow to fuck, dats why i join chelsea”….by torres 2 his close frnds

  15. Thank God I love football and I don’t hate a single team in the world. I would hate to read my own comments saying things like some of you said. You knwo, we claim to be the best fans in the world, and I know we are, but sometimes we are as disrespectful and trashy as many others.

  16. Wow…that was painful to watch…Can’t the come up with something more original….we used that for Stevie G but with way more class. The Blues have no originality or history. It’ll be funny when they drop out of the champs league in the next round then Torres can sulk around their pitch for the rest of the season.

  17. He used to hear us scousers sing,
    Torres, Torres.
    Now Ashley Cole’s inside his ring,
    Torres, Torres.
    In six months time he’ll hate his life,
    I bet John Terry shags his wife.
    Fernando Torres, Chelsea’s new rent boy!

  18. LOL – nice one AmazingLFC, but have you seen Torres’s wife! hahah she looks more like a man than he does! JT won’t touch her, thats why Torres was happy to move.

  19. Dear Antoine,

    What’s the point on creating beautiful oiginal songs for our players if we’re going to spread all our venom the minute they leave the club?
    Is it really necessary to burn shirts, make death threats, wish him death, mock his family, amng many other things? is it?
    Please someone tell me when Fernando said something bad about the club. Tell me when he refused to train or refused to play fr us because he was ‘unhappy’. The answer is simple, never and never.
    For 3.5 half years he made us really happy. For 3.5 years we celebrated every single one of his goals, and for 3.5 years he saw him playing his heart out fr the red shirt. We can’t deny it.
    Players come and go, the club remains forever, and that is why we should keep the good memories. Why pretend we never liked him? why pretend he was never good enough? why say now (out of anger) that he didn’t do anything for us anyway? It’s ridiculous.
    If you want to hate him, go ahead. But don’t try to deny that he was one of the greatest things that ever happened to LFC.

  20. EPIC FAIL !!!
    Is this the best Abromaviches millions could muster…
    Soo fake…
    Plastic songs, for plastic fans with plastic flags.
    ROFL Haa Haa Haa

    Its just too gay to be true
    Chavs they just dont have a clue

    You will soon be in strife
    John Terry is shaging your wife

    You better score shitloads in blue
    or roman will fuck you off too

    Its just too good to be true
    Chavs will sing fuckall for you

    :-)

  21. Hey Mary.. seen the Nike FT advert?? I still watch it.. it’s soo beautiful…! And that’s not something that Nike had to do. The song was done by the supporters!! In Chelsea, the club has to make their own songs and even then the supporters don’t sing.
    As for Fernando, he did a lot and hence so much admiration and adoration for him. But, all said and done, he left with a 3 day notice 19 days after pledging support. I think that’s why people are pissed as they are.

  22. Chelsea fans really are a funny lot. I dont care about Torres, hes not a Liverpool player and as such will never ‘Walk on’ but rather ‘jog on’.

  23. I think LFC fans are getting a little over-obsessed by this issue now. The most insulting thing you can do is simply drop the entire matter and forget this player ever played for Liverpool.

    He clearly thought he was bigger than the club which is ultimately why he had to go, and you guys aren’t helping yourselves by continuing to dig up a freshly laid grave.

  24. HAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA CHELSEA FANS ARE S***T!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA THAT’S THE WORST SONG I’VE EVER HEARD!!!BUT TORRES DESERVES SUCH A BAD SONG CAUZ HE IS S**T!!
    NANANANANANANANANANAA ANDY CARROLL LIVERPOOL’S NUMBER 9!!!
    Torres to break his leg against Liverpool!!The tackle from Gerrard!!!!HAHAHAHA F**K OFF CHELSEA FC YOU AINT GOT NO HISTORY 5 EUROPEAN CUPS 18 LEAGUES THAT’S WHAT WE CALL HISTORY!!!BLUE S***TE FROM LONDON!!!

  25. And yes this video proves the fans of that little blue charity shop (how else does one describe a club existing almost solely off the charity of her billionare owner?) really are very sad

  26. Yeah, I’ve seen it many times. It’s beautiful. No player has ever had an ad like that. why? because there are no fans in the world like LFC fans. Not a single fanbase worship their club like LFC fans do.
    I really don’t care what chelsea fans do and who writes their songs. I don’t like Chelsea, but I respect them. It’s a football club and I just happen to love football.

    I know the manners wee not proper, but the nly thing I’m trying to say is that as much a we hate him (I absolutely don’t), we can’t pretend he wasn’t important and he didn’t do everything he could for the club, even where there were two lying bast***s in charge of the club. We can’t just erase him from history, because God knows he bleeded for the red shirt

  27. “The most insulting thing you can do is simply drop the entire matter and forget this player ever played for Liverpool”

    That is exactly what I’m talking about. As much as you want to erase him from history, the fact is you can’t. If you want to do that, then erase 70 goals from LFC history, erase reaching 2nd place in 2009 and reaching 2 CL semifinals. Why erase such good times? It makes no sense.

  28. Mary i agree with you. I think is very sad that lots of people have been wrtting disgusting comments about him and his wife as well. We allways say that we are the best fans in the world but are we really. The boy has scored some fantastic goals for us and i will allways remember him for that. He brought lots of joy to me and my little boy who adored him.I think comments from the ex players like Aldrige just adds fuel to the fire. Would Aldrige say the same if Gerrard went to Chelsea. I doubt it somehow.I have not heard him say anything bad about Liverpool yet. Herad him saying that if he scores on sunday he wont celebrate because he has lots of respect for the club and the fans. I think we should just move on and get on with life. He’ s gone now and Liverpool Fc will allways move on with or without him or without any other player who does not want to play for us.

  29. How embarassing. Torres will soon realize his mistake – Chelsea fans won’t worship him as Liverpool’s did, give him two years and when they haven’t won the Ch. Lge or the Prem. and their aging team disintegrates he will be off back to Spain.
    For £7m we have two strikers who want to play for us instead of one who didn’t for the last 18 months – great business !!

  30. is that for real tell me its not omg pmsl… carra will gladly take a red for the greater good.. roll on sunday

  31. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That’s got to be the worst football song ever. And that chavvy rent bot singing it must have been payed in kind to sing that pile of shite.

  32. play by play of my watching said video:

    what a brilliant parody!

    what a clever twist on the Stevie G song….

    wait…

    this seems too lame to be a parody…

    but it has to be right?

    now it looks like some comerical selling torres shirts

    ok….now it’s getting weird

    shite. i don’t think this is a parody

    so yea, it’s an offical chelsea tv video

    wonderful…

    class chelsea class

    hope you sell a bajillion shirts…

  33. quite funny tbh and was that really made up by a chav? this trumps any pathetic song they have.

    nando, thanks for the good times and the joy you brought to liverpool.
    good luck, please make sure you score loads against the mancs and do whatever is necessary to help someone else win the lge except the mancs
    I hope you wont score against us, i understand your reasons and respect them and i don’t blame you, frankly lfc has been a shambles the last 2 years i only wished we had proper owners from the start.

  34. Unlike Owen who was born in Liverpool and wanted to run his contract down and we only got8million from him and now plays for the scum Torres did not do that. We got 50 million from him and bought two players with that money. I think we should cut him some slack. The chavs song for him is crap but who cares now.

  35. Torres as good as he may be
    hes a grade a cunt of the whole country with ashly cole and john terry the bigest cunts in history

  36. Some sick just actually came up into my mouth!! I was angry at Fernando for leaving, now I can imagine him sitting alone in his hotel watching this dross on Chelsea TV remembering us drowning out 70,000 united fans singing his name at Old Trafford for the entire 90 minutes even though we were getting stuffed. Now I just feel a bit sorry for him.

  37. OMG that was the funniest thing I’ve seen. Ha, Now I know why chelski don’t sing, they can’t even put a decent song on their offical site. Seriously that is the most incrediable fail I’ve seen in a long while. I just hope they sing it on sunday and then we can show them what a proper song should be cause Saurez (Ijust can’t get enough) and Sweet Carroll 9 have been in my head ever since I heard them.

  38. Awful,cringeworthy!. that songs as stupid as chelsea buying torres for their team at this point in time and in torres’s career at the moment.

    Massive Fail.

    watch him look past it,get injured and leave to spain by the summer.

    Chelsea medical team will mess nando up worse than they did benayoun!.

  39. yep the song is total crap, they have a lot to learn when it comes to wit. they’ll never touch the reds.

  40. this is as classless as the club and owner.

    as for all the liverpool fans feeling ashamed for the fans abusing torres and whoever. please shut up, this is a gentlemans sport but it has a lot of passion, emotions and trust. if that gets hurt people will react like this and the internet gives them a voice. welcome to the age of online social networking, get over it u drama queens!!!!!!

  41. erase this video from the site please. erase all things related to … eh, what’s his name? Just erase him!

  42. I agree with the lot of you who are saying it’s not Torres we’re laughing at, but the doe eye’d singer stumbling through the song with the grace of Konchesky’s mum.

    Someone needs to tell the writer that there’s a significant difference between “loving” a player and being “in love” with them. I’m not convinced this video demonstrates excitement and appreciation, as much it does a genuine desire to take him out for a lovely candlelit dinner and stare wistfully into his eyes.

    It’s a bit like a schoolyard crush, only instead of gathering in a circle at recess and practicing a “Mrs. Fernando Torres” fantasy signature, they’ve put a blue filter over a red highlight reel and decided to celebrate the history that earlier today, a fan from the same site was dismissing as irrelevant.

    Thanks Chelsea, for providing us with just one more thing you’ll never live down.

  43. hahahahahahaha.. I am a true blue but agree this song is epic fail apart from the lyrics. Lyrics are pure ownage. Well sunday will be fun a game.

    I am sure this song make a lot of LFC fans lose their mind,this is like rubbing salt on a open wound.

  44. Oh, geez, Nando is surely regretting the transfer now. Seriously, this has more cheese in it than in mouse heaven.

    The Torres Bounce was so much better.

  45. Nice ballad,,,,Paul McCartney will certainly be jealous!!!! Hahahahahahaha crapiest song ever!!!!they’ll sing this crap and wave those flags!!!!!OMG I have to puke!!!!

  46. probably the same crowd that bashing LFC fans who hated the traitor is the same crowd who bashing us about disliking Woy Hodgson.

  47. This is exactly the reason why they are known as “Chelsea Rent Boys”

    Fernando you broke our hearts but we will get over it.

  48. Ha! They have got to be kidding me! What a big joke! Can’t they even come up with a brand new song?
    Yeah Torres, you’ve made the best deal ever: gave us the chance to renew our squad & turned yourself into a Chelsea’s selling product. You’re right romance is gone in football. They don’t love you, they love the money you make ;)

  49. Embarrassing. Chelsea were never renowned for their songs and that just shows us why. What are Chelsea renowned for again, can someone remind me?

  50. Hahahaha, wat a fucking joke…..surley Chealse fans must be squirming listening to this, how fucking embarassing, not even original tune, then again down their they leave flags on supporters seats, cos if they didnt the place would be a fuckin graveyard. Thanks Fernando you sulking, spoilt, petulant little child, you have given us 2 players who actually want to play for the shirt and not the money……c u on Sunday Fernando, and enjoy sitting on that bench, cos Carra is cumin 4 ya and wen he does, u wont fall over and winge n cry like you do, u will be hurt for fuckin real.

  51. It was the timing of Torres transfer request if we had n’t of got Suarez and Carroll we would of been left with no recognised striker could you imagine what could of happened!

  52. Oh. My. God.
    There are no words to describe just how embarrassingly AWFUL this is!

    Chelsea fans everywhere should hang there heads in shame.

  53. LOL! Epitome of chelsea, pathetic, pathetic, pathetic.
    Its a shame Nando left but if he feels this is the right decision for his career, all the power to him. His decision, his commitment. Mind you, his commitment isnt entirely 100%.
    Nonetheless, this SCREAMS inferiority complex. To our 18 League titles, you have, what FOUR chelsea? And what about European Cups to compete with our 5? Oh, yeah, you have NONE.
    “Oh Cahlm Dahwn!”
    Oh Chelsea, Nando doesnt know it but in two years Chelsea will be the club going through a transition phase. What with the way Abrahmovic goes through managers like girlfriends!
    Pathetic, Pathetic, Pathetic. Blue does what to the colour of his eyes? LOL!

  54. This isn’t really the official Torres-song for CFC?

    If it is, I’ll be ROFL until he leaves Chelsea in the summer for a pay rise at City.

    I would have the most red face imaginable (like mr. Ferguson) if I had been a Chelsea-fan, if that song is for real.

  55. We don’t think of you anymore , Judas Judas
    Now Suarez shoots on scores
    Carroll heads an the net bores
    We all sang your name you left us all for fame
    You betray the Kop now John Terry fucking your wife nonstop
    Hope you have fun sucking Drogba cock, Judas Judas

  56. chelsea probably paid someone 2 write this tune, theyd never had thought of it themselves! now where are those plastic flags??

  57. Fuckin hilarious!! The plastic Club having to make up songs for their new superstar. Chelsea big club LOL!! Without the oligarth you have nothing, if he goes like a deck of cards it all comes tumbling down.
    Lets see how happy Torres is at seasons end still without a trophy

  58. Did the director of this video say, “I really want you to capture the essence of a Chelsea rent boy in the song”

  59. Wud u mean scousers! Good song…We love it!!! With Romans dosh behind us, we will ave da greatest team.

    CHELSEA! CHELSEA!

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