FAIL – Chelsea’s new official Torres song

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The only thing the video is missing is the 900 number to call.

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  1. Its just too good to be true, we got 50 mil for you.
    We have bitten off chelsea’s hand because of you,
    Off you go to the blue.
    Its like xmas has arrived, el nino F off from my sight!
    Its just too good to be true, we got 50 mil for you!

    With or without you we will win, you are a shade from your best
    You are only a sub when spain win the cup
    And you will soon play in Europa cup
    Blue suits you more than you think, cause you always looking blue
    Its just too good to be true, we got 50 mil for you!

    Chorus
    John Terry loves you, opss I mean he loves your wife
    He will welcome you, because he wants to F your wife
    You better be careful, please ask Wayne Bridge for advice.

    Ro……man Abramovich, is thinking of refund.
    Because you play like shit, on your debut game
    The reds are laughing, cause they don’t want a ju..das
    Fenando torres, thanks for the 50mil
    Fenando torres, let’s you have the blues
    Fenando torres traitor, el nino is a traitor yeah eee yeah.

  2. I cant wait for the rent boys to sing this at Anfield I will p*ss myself haha

    Suarez 2 – 0 Torres

    £23 mil – £50 mil

    3 assists – 0 assists*

    *Being subbed does not count as an assist

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