4) Radamel Falcao (Man United) £6m loan fee
Falcao’s such a barbaric waste of money due to his wages, as well as his loan spell. The once World-class Colombian has notched just the four league goals – his worst tally since 2006/07.
3) Eliaquim Mangala (Man City) £32m
The third most expensive defender in the history of football behind David Luiz (gulp) and Thiago Silva proves that City have too much money for their own good. Surely he’s a worse signing than anybody, value for money wise?
2) Mario Balotelli (Liverpool) £16m
We can’t argue too much with this selection to be fair. The Italian was our gamble – and it many ways, his utter failure to fit in has cost our season. More haircuts than goals says it all. Brendan Rodgers has cut his losses, and we can only hope the transfer committee don’t make the same mistake again.
1) Angel di Maria (Man United) £59.7m
It’s great to see United flops making up three of the top five spots. The most expensive signing in the history of British football sits on the bench behind Marouane Fellaini. Brilliant.
