Mohamed Salah
After missing out on the Egyptian a couple of years ago, many Liverpool fans breathed a sigh of relief. The former Basel man was a huge flop at Stamford Bridge, barley getting a game for Chelsea, and was eventually shipped out on loan to Italy. We all reacted with horror therefore when the Express suggested that we could return for him.
Fernando Llorente
What do Liverpool, who already have eight strikers on the books, need more than anything? An ageing, static forward who’s way past his best, apparently. The Express claimed we were battling Real Madrid (scoff) for his services earlier this month. We definitely were not.
Ashley Young
He’s 30-years-old. He spent half of last season at left-back. He’s scored just five goals in three years. He hasn’t played for England since 2013. He plays for our bitterest of rivals, who haven’t sold us a player since Phil Chisnall in 1964. Need we say more to describe a player better known for diving that scoring. Thanks Daily Star…
