Before you all lose your minds, this a bit of fun – and only what the rest of Twitter is saying anyway!
But while we secured our rangy midfielder with beautiful feet Ovie Ejaria on a free transfer from Arsenal’s Academy, Manchester United released theirs, Paul Pogba, and then bought him back for £89m!
And it looks like we might have got the better deal, based on Ejaria’s excellent full debut in the EFL Cup last night against Tottenham!
He’s cool on the ball, technically astute and has a bag of tricks as well. We can’t wait to see him develop under Jurgen Klopp!
If Pogba stops messing with his hair and doing a stupid dance then he might get somewhere near the level of player Ejaria is
— Peter Woodward (@Redwire2) October 25, 2016
Paul Pogba prays every night before he goes to bed. He prays that one day he will wake up and be as good as Ovie Ejaria
— Ben (@CudiRed) October 25, 2016
Pogba could be next Ejaria. the hairstylist dab specialist has some potential imo
— Versatile Gini (@jacob_babha) October 25, 2016
Ejaria can dance with the ball around pogba 100 times and dab 200 times in a minute.
— Salman Khan (@Sak_LFC) October 25, 2016
Ovie Ejaria is a bit like Paul Pogba… The Juventus one ?
— Malcolm Pillay (@MalcolmPillay92) October 25, 2016
If Pogba is worth £89m how much is Ejaria worth must be round £150m surely
— Gerrard 8s Mancs (@TLP6666) October 25, 2016
Nice to see Paul Pogba’s idol, Ovie Ejaria playing well today ?
— Emre Can Fanpage (@IndoEmreCan) October 25, 2016
Ejaria is the real Pogba
— Dinesh Kumar (@DHardayal) October 25, 2016
Pogba is just a Poundland version of Ejaria.
— Conor Mccafferty (@ConorMcCaffert1) October 25, 2016
Paul Pogba has asked his mum for Ovie Ejaria pyjamas for Christmas.
— GOALMAD (@goalmad) October 26, 2016