Biscan's Boots

Writing from the boots of Liverpool's wondrous cult-hero - I get the whackiest, funniest and most social-media worthy stories out - FAST! Whether that's videos, transfer rumours or fan reaction - Biscan's Boots is your man. Any feedback can be directed to editor@fanatix.com.

How new FFP rules could allow Nike to fund big Liverpool transfers
There has been an interesting discussion on the Agenda podcast about what the new FFP rules could do to transfers going forward,...
Big summer signing has now agreed £85k/w personal terms with Liverpool, says report
The Ibrahima Konate to Liverpool story is hotting up, with the Reds now said to have agreed terms with Rb Leipzig’s Frenchman....
(Video) Jordan Henderson explains why he’s handing over his social media platforms
This is as classy as ever from the captain. Jordan Henderson’s social media accounts will be run by @CybersmileHQ for the time being, as...
Gary Neville says he’d be below Trent Alexander-Arnold and many others in England right-back pecking order
Gary Neville is a strange one – when considering him as a footballer. He was a good right-back, playing in a great...
Liverpool could bring in potential Netherlands superstar as Wijnaldum replacement – Report
Liverpool are one of the clubs in the running for Ryan Gravenberch, the Ajax wonderkid who is rated at €35m by Italian...
Transcript of Florentino Perez and Fabinho’s post-game chat released
Florentino Perez and Fabinho spoke to each other post-game following Liverpool’s 3-1 defeat to Real Madrid on Tuesday night. But we can’t...
(Video) Carragher and Micah Richards Dance-Off in hilarious CBS Sports scenes
We can’t see the CBS Sports Champions League coverage, but it seems they have a pretty good time of it ! Last...
(Video) Kaide Gordon bags lovely brace and wins penalty following mazy run in U18 battering
Liverpool’s wonderkid January signing Kaide Gordon is off the mark, thanks to two goals against Wolves U18s. The young Reds won 4-1,...
(Video) LFC target Mbappe drops another Champions League masterclass
PSG somehow nicked a 3-2 win against Bayern Munich last night, despite being battered throughout the 90 minutes by the Champions League...
Not pressing Toni Kroos when Real Madrid superstar was on the ball was utterly stupid
There were many odd tactical decisions in the defeat to Real Madrid, but there was one that reminded us of the defeat...
Robertson’s creativity has fallen off a cliff and the stats prove it
We’ve been consistently told how not having our first-choice central defenders has affected a number of players in Jurgen Klopp’s side… But...
(Video) Toni Kroos slicing through Liverpool’s midfield and defence on multiple occasions
This is what we hoped to see Thiago doing from minute one against Real Madrid last night, but sadly, the Spaniard started...
(Video) Keita not happy after Klopp hooks him for horror-show first-half v Real Madrid
Naby Keita wasn’t the only poor Liverpool player during tonight’s Champions League first-half v Real Madrid. But he was the one Jurgen...
(Video) Mo Salah scores v Real Madrid: Crucial Away Goal after nerve-racking VAR check
Liverpool’s first-half v Real Madrid was appalling, but we exited the traps in the second in a much better way. The team...
(Video) Klopp is hands on head to Ozan Kabak’s first-half error v Real Madrid
Ozan Kabak did some good things in the first-half, but his confidence was clearly knocked after Real Madrid’s goals and it showed...
(Video) Rio Ferdinand shuts down idiotic United fans who rate Wan-Bissaka over Trent
Rio Ferdinand has absolutely nailed Stephen Howson in a debate about who they’d rather take at right-back, between Aaron Wan-Bissaka and Trent...
‘Stop the balls into Benzema; Press high…’ LFC given tactical advice for Real Madrid game
Former Liverpool ace Michael Thomas has explained how he thinks the Reds should set up this evening against Real Madrid. We face...
Klopp names very unexpected choice for Spanish club he’d manage…
Jurgen Klopp quite fancies the idea of taking the reins at Real Mallorca, purely for the climate ! The boss was talking...
Nat Phillips per/90 Premier League stats are unreal this season
Nat Phillips is a defender who is simply constantly involved. We think that’s why his partnership with Ozan Kabak works – Phillips...
Arteta: Liverpool basically deserve to win every game
Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta has lauded Liverpool and Jurgen Klopp and said that despite our poor results, we’ve been very unlucky this...