Biscan's Boots

Writing from the boots of Liverpool's wondrous cult-hero - I get the whackiest, funniest and most social-media worthy stories out - FAST! Whether that's videos, transfer rumours or fan reaction - Biscan's Boots is your man. Any feedback can be directed to editor@fanatix.com.

(Video) James Milner running, tackling and pressing like a Mad Man – age 35 – v Real Madrid
James Milner’s energy and fitness levels are literally extraordinary. We don’t think there’s another 35-year-old footballer on the planet who can play...
Respected Liverpool journalist calls for transfers of ‘immense stature’ this summer
Liverpool will need to invest in the squad this summer, according to Chris Bascombe in the Telegraph. Last night, the Reds fought...
(Video) James Milner forces brilliant save from Courtois with long-range Anfield curler
James Milner got every Liverpool fan off the sofa tonight, after he curled an effort towards the top corner early on in...
(Image) Barcelona have to photoshop Coutinho into squad photo and internet goes mad
Coutinho left Liverpool to join Barcelona and fulfil his footballing dreams, but while the transfer fee we got for him enabled us...
Pandemic has ruined Wijnaldum’s chances of mega-Bosman contract and Gini may now stay at Liverpool – Telegraph
Running down a contract for a player around the age of 30 is an attractive option, because it boosts the chances of...
(Video) Jerome Boateng imitated the legendary Djimi Traore own-goal, but missed…
There was a moment in the brilliant PSG v Bayern Munich game last night in which Jerome Boateng pulled off the same...
Michael Edwards and Ramy Abbas Issa have to compromise for Mo Salah to stay at Liverpool – The Athletic
We know there is plenty to be done in terms of transfers this summer – a centre-back, a Gini Wijnaldum replacement and...
Mo Salah ‘concerned’ by Liverpool’s ‘reluctance to offer leading wages,’ source tells the Athletic
There is a long and very interesting piece in the Athletic today by the excellent Simon Hughes about Ramy Abbas Issa – the...
(Video) Harvey Elliott’s full performance v Cardiff: Tricks, passes and right-footed assist for LFC wonderkid
Harvey Elliott is the real deal, folks. And if you didn’t know already, you might be swayed after seeing this video of...
(Video) Pure Emotion: Watch new footage of how Liverpool mobbed Trent following worldy winner v Villa
Liverpool snatched a late winner for the first time in very long while at the weekend, and we’re still buzzing from it....
(Video) ‘Oh My God…’ ‘How?’ Mics pick up Trent’s reaction to disallowed goal v Aston Villa
We wouldn’t be able to write this piece with such a jovial tone if it wasn’t for Trent Alexander-Arnold’s beautiful winner in...
Confusing Kostas Tsimikas situation explained in The Athletic
Liverpool fans were fairly excited when we signed £12m Kostas Tsimikas in the summer to bolster our defensive ranks. He’d looked great...
(Video) Kaide Gordon gets brace for LFC U18s, this time all thanks to high-pressing
Kaide Gordon arrived at Liverpool in January, and it looks like we might have a serious player on our hands. The youngster...
(Video) Harvey Elliott’s 11th assist of the season for Blackburn Rovers from the weekend
Another weekend goes by, another Harvey Elliott clip for your enjoyment ! The teenager is doing the business in the Championship and...
(Video) Musialowski scores another Messi-goal in 6-1 hammering of Leeds U18s
Liverpool U18s have some very exciting young talents on board right now. Perhaps none more so than Mateusz Musialowski, although Kaide Gordon...
(Video) James Milner rightly gives referees a verbal bashing for nonsense decision
This slightly cheered us up, we must admit. James Milner, captain for Liverpool today, went and gave the officials a rollicking at...
(Video) Latest stupid offside breaks Jurgen Klopp: LFC boss flabbergasted on touchline
Jurgen Klopp felt the same way about the ridiculous situation that saw Liverpool’s goal disallowed today as we did. It’s a waste...
(Video) ‘Oooooooooo’ Firmino’s amazing touch leaves Carragher doing the Neville scoregasm
Every now and again, Roberto Firmino does something that other footballers simply cannot ! Yes, he’s having a poor season, but his...
Southampton boss says Liverpool didn’t help Minamino’s adjustment
Southampton manager Ralph Hasenhüttl has explained Taki Minamino lost confidence at Liverpool because he was simply not given a chance in the first-team....
Big injury news as Aston Villa star confirmed absent v Liverpool tomorrow
He was facing a race against time to be fit for tomorrow’s Anfield clash, but it is now certain that Jack Grealish...